I have a confession--

[librechik]

I am sexually attracted to Richard Clarke.


I know, I am as surprised as you. He's not much to look at, bald and old and some kind of albino or something. And he looks like he never thinks about anything except his PDBs.

Nevertheless, I am well into my sexual prime, and there is just something about the way he talks, his posture, his nuanced, authoritative, yet sensitive facial expressions, his mind, his mastery of his field--it is curiously arousing. He is a real man, and that is a real turnon, especially after watching and loathing the douchebags in charge for the last several years.

And then there's the courage and humility. When he apologized, it took my breath away. When he said the war in Iraq had detracted from the war on terror, it was, it was, well, it wasn't orgasmic, but it was an epiphany I'll never forget.

I'd like to bear his children. Right after I have a few with Conason.

Oh, I forgot, I'm married and too old to have any more kids.Damn.

You can relax, Dick. It'll have to wait til next lifetime, I guess.

Luvya!


Anybody else have this strange obsession?

[BlackVelvetElvis]

1. My sister is attracted to Dick Cheney

At least you have good taste. Everyone loves a man with a heart.

[librechik]

2. ew--

nothing against your sister, but that is really gross.

[Bertha Venation]

3. You & Carol Burnett.

She had a hit in the 50s in NY clubs and on the Ed Sullivan Show -- the first thing that got her any attention -- with a song called "I Made A Fool of Myself Over John Foster Dulles." Dulles was Eisenhower's Sec'y of State and apparently aptly named. According to Burnett's memoir, One More Time, Dulles was the last man on the planet that a young woman would swoon over . . .

Enjoy yourself!

[ellie]

4. I am attracted to

Lou Dobbs! The way he yells at people with his velvet voice, Good Lord! What can I say? I like smart guys who yell.

[Skittles]

5. Paul Krugman

YES INDEED.

[dolo amber]

6. I am obsessed

with Sir David Attenborough...



:shrug: