Wedding FAIL

[Maine-ah]

[seabeyond]

1. nu uh. no way..... ba hahahaha. lol, that is funny. nt

[edbermac]

2. Just looking for my car keys.

:7

[gratuitous]

3. Reminds me

Best apocryphal wedding story I ever heard. Sister of a friend (I swear, it was that close!) said she attended a wedding. Standard processional, groom at the altar, his attendants escort the bridesmaids up to the front of the church. Bride arrives on Dad's arm, looking lovely. As he delivers her to the altar, she turns around, obviously emotional, and says,

"Before we begin, I'd just like to say a few words. To my parents, thank you for such a lovely wedding; nobody could have asked for better, and it's everything I dreamed. To Dirk {or whatever in hell the groom's name was}, thank you for asking me to marry you. I've been so in love with you for years. And to Daisy {ditto on the name}, my best friend, thank you for sleeping with Dirk last night so that this would be the Biggest Mistake I Never Made."

Bride runs off in tears, bride's three brothers last seen in hot pursuit of groom out the other way.

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. Dang, a sad story

but am I a bad person because once the above persons began running off, I can hear Benny Hill music starting?

[gratuitous]

7. Apparently the guests were quite mortified

And it was very awkward. I understand the hall had been reserved, the band was there, the food and drink were all laid out in anticipation of the reception. It was a general feeling of "Well, what do we do NOW?" I don't recall or was never told if folks just adjourned to the reception or quietly slipped away. I think I'd have headed to a nearby bar.

[HopeHoops]

10. If there's an open bar at the reception, no need to ask "what to do now".

:beer:

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. But...but...but...

[madinmaryland]

6. The "but-tutcher" gets married?

:P

[hobbit709]

8. Trouble ahead, trouble behind,

And you know that notion just crossed my mind.

[arbusto_baboso]

9. I hope to God that's not the mother of the groom.

:puke:

[EvolveOrConvolve]

11. Well...

When your best man is in jeans, you're not the classiest guy around.

Just sayin...