Bull semen stolen from dairy farm

[TheMightyFavog]

http://www.stevenspointjournal.com/article/20100601/WDH0101/305020134/Bull-semen-stolen-from-dairy-farm

Bull semen valued at $2,700 was reported stolen Friday from a rural Sheboygan Falls dairy farm, according to the Sheboygan County Sheriff’s Department.

Dorene Hanke, 52, reported that 30 containers of bull semen had been stolen over a several-week period from a barn at her farm at N6368 Willow Rd., said Detective David Obremski.

The theft remains under investigation.

[Yavin4]

1. Someone needs to stop Octomom

She's getting out of control.

[arbusto_baboso]

2. Let's hope to God the thief doesn't think it's milk!

Or then again, maybe we should hope the thief DOES think that.... :evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

4. Oh jeebus! Thanks for that thought.

:puke:

[Spoonman]

11. cum on, that was funny! n/t

[Nuclear Unicorn]

3. The bull knows who did it but...

...he won't vcome clean.

[meow2u3]

5. Someone needs to quit milking the bull

and milk the cows instead.

[Old Troop]

6. Lefty. Where were you?

[Seneca]

7. It takes a lot of beef jerky to produce that much bull semen

[petronius]

14. Genius...

:rofl:

[MilesColtrane]

8. In other news, two numbnuts demand refunds for their 'vanilla shakes'.

[mcctatas]

9. OFFS, of course it had to be 'sconi

giving new meaning to "America's Dairyland"

[Archae]

10. That stuff is worth it's weight in gold to a dairy farmer.

It produces little dairy cows, that grow into big ones that produce lots of milk.

(And veal calves.)

[mtnester]

12. The meticulous written records our family has in journals from YEARS

of bull breeding is fascinating...we no longer do that, but it was beyond profitable back in post civil war days and then some

[mcctatas]

13. the closest I have ever come to a dairy or any kind of farm

is a field trip in 6th grade, I mean I grew up on my grandparents farm, but all we had were some rabbits, a sadistic duck, a violent goat and a horse, the barn was converted into a wet bar :P

[guitar man]

15. Meanwhile, the bull refuses

To identify the thieves, hoping they will return to the scene of the crime !

:rofl:

[Bombero1956]

16. wait until they find out

that isn't coffee creamer the took.