Is everybody hungover today?

[Tobin S.]

I didn't have a drink all weekend, but I don't have to be back at work until late Tuesday night so I'm going to get my drunk on today. Actually, I'm not going to get too carried away. Gotta sixer chillin in the fridge that I'm going to get into when the Reds come on later today. That's the Cincinnati Reds. That's the first place in the NL Central Cincinnati Reds. That's the first place in the NL Central Cincinnati Reds who are playing the second place in the NL Central St. Louis Cardinals.

Yes, this is epic.

[Dr Morbius]

1. That's the first place in the NL Central on the first of June Cincinnati Reds.

It wouldn't be the first time a team peaked early. I am no Cubs or Cards fan, but I don't see the Reds hanging on all season. It would be nice, I suppose: a state simultaneously afflicted with Ken Blackwell and the Cleveland Cavaliers has suffered enough.

[Tobin S.]

2. But everybody was writing them off completely when they we 5 games back in May

The Central division was already thought to be property of the Cardinals with no other real contender.

[Chan790]

3. I'm not...

I quit drinking 3 months ago. The hardest part is that I'm no longer sure how to occupy myself on Friday/Saturday night. I've been doing a lot of reading, which is awesome but not terribly social.