Steve, Don't Eat It! Vol. 5 - Breast Milk

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

Until now, the foods I've sampled for this section have all come from the supermarket. Then one day I realized that a perfectly viable "Steve Don't Eat It" candidate has been sitting right under my nose for months. Right in my very own refrigerator. And it came right out of my wife! No, I'm not talking about that giant cucumber, perv. I'm talking about breast milk.

That's right. And not just a little drop off the odd finger, but a genuine slug of freshly-pumped wife juice. (I'll go ahead and ignore the shiver I just got, and keep typing.)

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http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.html

[everythingsxen]

1. Umm...so?

What is the big deal with breast milk?

[Deja Q]

2. Eat? Or drink?

I will, however, refrain from puns referring to milk and juice, saints be praised... :evilgrin:

[SarahB]

3. You what makes me mad about that?

Pumping takes a lot of time and effort to waste it on the daddy. I always hated pumping. I'd be nerved up enough going out and leaving the baby, then worried about not having enough pumped for the baby, so it interferred with how much I could pump. No way was anyone else but the bambino getting the pumped supply. If your spouse likes it that much, there's an easier method to obtain it.