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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:34 PM
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Top Doctor: Stay Healthy By Picking Your Nose And EATING IT!
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Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.

Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.

He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.

Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_903083.html?menu=
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SendTheGOPPacking Donating Member (227 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:35 PM
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1. Ewwwww!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:36 PM
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2. EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:36 PM
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3. So THAT'S why I used
to do that back in elementary school, and why I've remained healthy since! I guess grossing out classmates and being unpopular because of it was all worth it in the end!:evilgrin:
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:37 PM
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4. I never get colds.
:D
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:42 PM
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5. Are we sure this isn't the same guy who wrote
the CNN story last fall that women who give head have less cancer? :D

That was an NC State student, btw. LOL!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:45 PM
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7. THAT'S TRUE!!
Edited on Fri Mar-26-04 01:45 PM by matcom
err...um...so i'm hoping :bounce:

on edit: LET'S SPREAD THE WORD! :D
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:47 PM
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10. Well
I noticed Monica hasn't gotten sick yet. :D Maybe there is something to that.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:43 PM
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6. Damn, I cleaned a booger out the size of Kansas this morning
It got flushed down the toilet on a piece of toilet paper

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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:45 PM
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8. Doesn't it just feel great
as you remove a mammoth crusty booger?
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Runcible Spoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:46 PM
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9. pick, i mean kick
Edited on Fri Mar-26-04 01:52 PM by FarceOfNature
maybe this is why Dumbya is always in such good health????
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oldleftguy Donating Member (419 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:51 PM
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11. No---
---he picks the other cavity! :toast:
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Runcible Spoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 01:53 PM
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12. snarf
he prolly "mines" ALL his cavities for oil since ANWR is off limits
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mark11727 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-26-04 02:01 PM
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13. I am so sorry I read this during lunch.
Gack.
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