Hell has just frozen over: I just told my mom not to toke up.

[DiverDave]

She is going to Alaska on a cruise in May.
And she-out of the blue- asked me if she would get caught if they smoked pot on the balcony of there stateroom.
Well, you could have blown me over with a slight breeze.
This from the same woman who RAILED at me when I was younger.
I had to tell her no, I don't want to have to bail her out of jail.
Also reminded her that the republicans, who she votes for, want to throw her in jail for alleviating her pain.
Well, get out the ice skates.

[Az]

1. Actually

Hell is doing quite nicely today. Its a bit overcast and rainy. But the snow has melted and the temp is heading back up.

[Fridays Child]

2. I hope she doesn't even board the ship with it in her possession.

Wouldn't be prudent.

[DiverDave]

3. I told her

that with all the new security, it wouldn't be a good idea...I hope she listens better then I did.

[JVS]

11. She should give it to you for proper disposal

[DarkPhenyx]

4. OT compliment.

I like your picture. Nicely done.

OK, this thread jack is officially over. You may return to your previously scheduled carping.

[arcos]

5. she should consider buying this...

http://www.headshop.com/product.asp?pID=33&cID=37

[youngred]

6. She'd be fine to do that

Esp out at sea.

Getting it to Alaska without being detected is the problem

[nini]

7. they have drug sniffing dogs at the piers too now.

NO WAY should she bring that with her. ESPECIALLY if she's going in and/or out of Vancouver. They are even more thorough than the ports here.

[DiverDave]

8. A self-serving kick.

I just told the wife, she squirted coke out of her nose.
Now THAT was funny to see.

[NicoleM]

9. Isn't it legal

to possess a small amount in Alaska? Or am I just making that up?

[DiverDave]

10. It used to be

But the repuke Governor got that changed.
Still, from what I understand, a pretty relaxed attitude towards reefer.
Still, the big thing is that my MOM asked me!!
I don't have a problem with a pot smoking mom, it's just she needs to be careful not to get in trouble.
I told her to go get the certificate from a doc.
In Oregon, they have the medical marijuana law.

[snooper2]

12. I smoked pot in Crawford..

so there...

(At the protest last weekend) (actually in the parking lot across from the park but you get the idea)

Don't be so paranoid. If you use one of these (below) 0% of smell will escape and your dope will stay fresh until you are in a good place to smoke. Like hanging off the balcony of a cruise ship at 10:30 at night.