Top 10 reasons why I hate Republicans-

[depakid]

Assuming Letterman won't sue DU for Trademark Infringement, here are the top 10 reasons why I hate Republicans:

#10: Coined the term “heads we win, tails you lose”

#9: They put GI Joe’s in kids’ Easter baskets;

#8: Smart women with briefcases scare them;

#7: Their actors are all one trick pony’s;

#6: Spooky looking eyes;

#5: Higher rates/horrible service;

#4: Joe Lieberman isn’t one;

#3: Their leaders support wars, but would never, ever fight one;

#2: I used to like my radio; and

And the #1 reason why I hate Republicans:

---- They made it hip to bleat.

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Feel free to add on.

[bocadem]

1. #1 is great.... n/t

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[Rabrrrrrr]

2. #3 is the crux of the issue for me

Well said!

Also, #8 and #10 speak volumes of irrefutable truths.

[jafap]

6. Well, as to #3

GHW Bush was a WWII vet. Then there is Bob Dole, John McCain, Ike, TR, and even my distant cousin US Grant. They are not all Quayles and JRs.
I would say:
#1 Because they are heartless, stealing, lying, exploiting bastards who always put money ahead of any other values - like honesty, compassion, or justice.

[rusk2003]

3. I find the following very insulting to both Men and Women

Being a republican man means to beat your chest and growl like tarzan or gorilla to prove how macho you are a very bad way to handle having balls but when war starts they run inside like a baby kitten. Being a republican women means staying at home and saying yes am master when the husband comes home and havign dinner on the table and being his submissive slave not intellagant equal partner in life.

They also think women civilized men and they would still be cavemen running around with clubs had women not came along.

they need to come out with a dimplomat Gi joe.

I don't hate republicans just most of their polices


:puke:

[Aristus]

4. About repuke women:

You forgot the hair helmet that can stop a bullet. ;-)

[regnaD kciN]

5. # 7...

Their actors are all one trick pony’s (sic)

You mean Paul Simon is a Republican?

;-)