Some people just have the word "Stupid" tattooed on their foreheads...

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This woman does.
(Especially check out her mugshot.)

April 13 Sheboygan Press:

A Sheboygan woman was charged Tuesday for allegedly smuggling drugs into jail while serving a sentence for helping her boyfriend smuggle drugs into jail when he was in custody.

Briana J. Stahl, 24, of 1805 Bell Ave., is charged with felony possession of narcotic drugs. The charge typically carries maximum penalty of 18 months in prison, but that is increased by five years because it occurred in jail.

According to a criminal complaint:

Stahl was sentenced in January to 30 days in jail for her role in a failed attempt to smuggle drugs into the Sheboygan County Detention Center in June. She began serving the sentence March 19

http://www.sheboyganpress.com/article/20100413/SHE0101/100413074/1062&located=rss


Today's Press:

A 24-year-old Sheboygan woman arrested twice in the last year for bringing or trying to bring drugs to jail has learned the third time is not always the charm, court records show.

A criminal complaint said Briana J. Stahl had her probation hold temporarily lifted to attend to “personal matters” on Thursday. When she returned, guards found three Oxycodone pills in her pocket and observed lethargic demeanor, raspy speech and constant scratching consistent with recent drug use.

Stahl said she didn’t know how the pills ended up in her pocket but said they may have been inadvertently left there in the past. She did not have a prescription for the pills.

http://www.sheboyganpress.com/article/20100423/SHE0101/100423099

[struggle4progress]

1. That's really bad luck. I mean, it's the sort of thing that might happen to anybody,

but who could have predicted it happening three times in a row like that?

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2. Bad luck?

No. Combination of addiction and stupidity.

Bad luck is if she tripped and fell 3 times coming to the jail.
The addiction and stupidity caused her to try smuggling dope in 3 times.

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3. An old labor organizer once warned me never to use sarcasm because

nobody would understand it. Of course, you are right that it is stupid -- and beyond stupid, it is simply sad, because it would have required very little by way of clear thinking to predict the outcome. The woman has a serious problem. I might expect her to blame Lady Luck, though