I had a KFC Double Down for dinner and I LIKED IT! Two...

[TreasonousBastard]

fried chicken breasts, two tiny slices of bacon, and two slices of ersatz provolone.

What the fuck is wrong with that?

(Except the price.)

[NYC_SKP]

1. Bad for you or not, you just can't get that shit at home.

True of many fast food flavors, but especially the KFC flavors.

:P

[ccharles000]

2. It sounds a lot better than the Mashed Potato Bowl.

eww

[NYC_SKP]

3. The KFC Mashed Potato Bowl is like a whole Original Recipe meal with sides...

...tossed in a Blender!



:puke:

[rcrush]

4. I'd eat that if it werent for the corn.

I only like baby corn. Is that even corn?

[KamaAina]

11. I'd eat that if it weren't for the "three-cheese blend".

That's three cheeses too many. FAIL.

[Hissyspit]

5. We used to call that pig slop.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

10. Time for the "Patton Oswalt on KFC's Bowls" clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI

Posted about a zillion times on DU and STILL funny. "I'll just eat them like a death row prisoner on suicide watch."

:toast:

[NYC_SKP]

12. ROFL!!!

:rofl:

PERFECT!

Failure pile in a sadness bowl.

:P

[Hissyspit]

6. Why would you not want bread?

I love bread.

I had an Arby's Roast Beef Gyro today. Very good. All the flavor of a gyro without the dead young sheep.

[TreasonousBastard]

13. I do like bread, but I'm not going to go nuts if it's not there. And about that...

Roast Beef Gyro-- why is a dead cow better than a dead sheep?

(Not raggin' on you, I'm just curious.)

[Hissyspit]

14. Dead cow not better than dead sheep.

Dead older cow better than dead younger sheep, at least in theory.

I don't eat veal or lamb. Haven't ever been able to give up meat completely. No willpower.

[TreasonousBastard]

15. Gotcha. I draw the line at veal, too, but not at lamb so far.

[surrealAmerican]

17. Most of what we call "lamb" in this country ...

... would be call "mutton" anywhere else. They're not all that young. "Spring lamb" is the young stuff, and it costs a lot more.

[pinniped]

7. The description of the 'colonel's' secret sauce sounded a little unappetizing.

Some LAtimes writer couldn't identify the sauce.

[HughBeaumont]

8. Yeah, you sure don't get much for 5 bucks.

I was surprised at how small they were.

The Double Down is a great once-in-a-full-moon treat. Obviously not something you can eat once a week, but still good.

[HopeHoops]

9. I hope you have updated your will recently.

[miscsoc]

16. if you're not already gay

you will be soon

the cat is out of the bag, the president of bolivia just revealed the truth

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=8206125&mesg_id=8206125

[Raffi Ella]

18. nothing,

if you don't eat it all the time. A lot of people DO, that's the problem.

[Bucky]

19. Okay, I'll tell ya just "What the fuck is wrong with that"

the word "ersatz"