For when the ordinary popcorn smiley isn't enough

[Occulus]

So I made something in Blender today for everyone here at DU. Let me know if you like it:

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. I really LIKE that!!!

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Excellent look. Excellent work.
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However... it is an ENORMOUS file!
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[Occulus]

3. Thanks!

I thought 160K was pretty small for the image size, actually. Should I resize it, do you think? Was the physical size a problem? I've seen plenty of images here that are larger; this should download okay even on dialup.

[flvegan]

2. I WILL use that in GD. Probably before the week is out.

Thank you thank you thank you!!!!

[Occulus]

4. You're welcome. The beauty of it is, I still have the original .psd I used for the texture

and each text line is on a different layer, so I can add new popcorn-worthy elements pretty much at will.

[one_voice]

5. Does it come with

xtra butter?

Good work, it's pretty cool. Nice you can do things like that. I can barely cut and paste.

[Occulus]

6. Hmmm, it needs an "extra butter" label, doesn't it?

Maybe for version 2. I'm still trying to figure out how to properly 3D model popped corn. My efforts on that today were... well... amusing, which is why I left it out.

The good news is that the popcorn, if/when it's added, will also contain crunchy candy DU niblets. <--- is serious

[Bucky]

16. Hey! My DU niblets are *not* crunchy!

But they are candy.

[name not needed]

7. HOW DARE YOU EXCLUDE MY PET ISSUE FROM THE BUCKET!!!1

:P

[Occulus]

8. LOL

"my pet issue" would make a great addition, actually.

[NYC_SKP]

9. You hit almost every classic "theme".

Of course there's not room for them all, but nice choices.

If anything's missing, it's breastfeeding in public.

Nice Work!

:thumbsup:

[CTyankee]

17. what about circumcision???

And where, pray tell, is Olive Garden?

[NYC_SKP]

19. Olive Garden is on there...

You're right about circumcision, tho.

:donut:

[CTyankee]

21. boy my eyesight is bad! BUT what about fat acceptance?

More popcorn has been consumed on that alone to warrant a MUCH bigger container...

[Occulus]

23. I could sqeeze more on there, but the text would be pretty small

Not really a problem to rework it later on, though. I expect to have several versions by the time I'm done.

Maybe I should do themes. There's an idea- and I can use courier font for the "Rightwinger's Special" :rofl:

[CTyankee]

24. ok, I don't get it...what's with the courier font and rwingers? nt

[Occulus]

27. It's the official font of freeperville

It's like RimJob wants it to look like Prodigy forever or something.

[Kali]

10. that is fabulous!

:applause: :applause: :applause:

[velvet]

11. nice work

:applause:

[dmr]

12. That is cool!

:yourock:

[rug]

13. Stolen!

[BlueIris]

14. I failed to find circumcision or public breastfeeding on your bucket, there. nt

[Bucky]

15. You can find 'em, but they're IN the bucket, not on it.

[NYC_SKP]

22. Makes sense, cuz that's where the butter is.

:hide:

[CTyankee]

29. OK, NOW you've DONE IT! Turned this into a fat thread...

and yeah, you should hide....

[HopeHoops]

18. What about narwhals????

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!1

[NYC_SKP]

20. Hmmmmm?

NARWHALS!!----<º))))=-< ...·´¯`·...·´¯`·. ----<º))))=-< ...·´¯`·...·´¯`·. FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!1 ----<º))))=-< ...·´¯`·...·´¯`·...·´¯`·...·´¯`·...·´

[Hippo_Tron]

25. ROFL that's pretty creative

One thing I'd do is replace Sarah Palin and Teabaggers since those usually aren't particularly contentious topics here.

[Occulus]

28. I might do that. I forgot about fat-bashing and a couple others, so I'll have to update it.

It's still a work-in-progress, too, so that's fine with me :D

[sarge43]

26. Brilliant and perfect.

An :wtf: would be a nice addition or "Flamer! Just because!"