10 ways to a flatter stomach... (simplified version)

[kayakjohnny]

1.Stop
2.Eating
3.So
4.Much
5.Crap

6.Get
7.Out
8.And
9.Walk
10.More

[struggle4progress]

1. What? No recommendation of a book on weight-loss meditation? No link to those magic slippers

that help you burn away fat whenever you wear them and come with a free sham-wow?

:mad:

[applegrove]

2. Three words. Norwegian Sea Kelp. You'll loose 5 pounds.

[seabeyond]

3. that doesnt flatten the tummy. sit ups sit ups sit ups as you stop eating and walk. lol. nt

[quakerboy]

5. That doesnt work

situps make me less flat. More likely to pop my pants.

[UTUSN]

4. You genetically-THIN people are SO superior!!!!!!1 n/t

[MajorChode]

6. Easy weight loss plan

When you get up in the morning and can't see your dick, stop eating.

I'm not sure if it would work all that well with women, though.

[baldguy]

7. Flatter a stomach?

"What was that? Whaddya mean you think you look fat? You're perfect! I wouldn't change a thing. To tell you the truth, those thin stomachs look a little ill - and kind of creepy, really. :scared:

Now, please stop fretting over this nonsense & have another slice of chocolate cake!"

[carlyhippy]

8. liposuction, then sit ups when you are all healed up

wishful thinking, wish I could afford liposuction, most of my fat is in my gut.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. But wait, I demand a pill or 7-day plan from an infomercial that requires no work!

Or a magic diet that allows me to eat whatever I want as long as I eat one of whatever the magic fucking weight-loss-item of the week is!

What we eat and/or how much we exercise have NOTHING to do with our weight!! Only the presence or absence of a pill or an herb is all that matters.