How could I be 110 and still be such a fine-lookin hunka lady-killer?

[struggle4progress]

Please your suggestions right smartlike, cuz the decades is flyin by faster and faster, and I ain't too quick with the habit changes, so if I'm gonna be a studmuffin somewhere in my second century, I is better start workin on it quick

[Tobin S.]

1. How can I be 37 and be unable to attract even a flat-chested fat girl?

[struggle4progress]

2. Maybe you're living in the wrong time zone. Here in the 21st century

there seem to be plenty of attractive available flat-chested and/or ample women. But this thread isn't about THEM: it's about ME and also about my EGO

[Tobin S.]

3. To what do you attribute your longevity and virility?

[struggle4progress]

4. When I finally get old, I will attribute my longevity to having the good sense not to die earlier

The point of the thread is that I am trollin for practical suggestions about how to improve that virility-image whatchamajiggy before I get to be 110. Practical means something I could actually implement in the timeframe required: buyin a lime green suit, fror example, is something I could probably get around in in the next few decades, even though I don't shop for clothes very often

[Tobin S.]

5. Oh, ok. I thought you were already 110.

:D

[struggle4progress]

6. Gotta plan ahead

[old mark]

7. How indeed.....nt

[pscot]

8. Lucky you

By the time you reach that age, any woman under 70 will look like a babe. Ladies who qualify for medicare have different criteria than 20 somethings. If you don't drool when speaking, if you can complete a sentence without nodding off and if you don't smell of urine you could be considered highly eligible. Always assuming you can still walk unaided.