Funny things to write on somebody's cast? Looking for suggestions.

[Electric Monk]

A buddy of mine broke his wrist at work today:(, and I feel like being a bit of smartass if/when he lets me sign his cast, even if just to cheer him up a little bit.

I'm thinking "Smell me" but maybe someone out there has something even better?

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. I would draw a picture of...

someone's best friend hitting them with barbed wire.

That always gets a laugh. :D

[Kali]

2. they still use plaster casts?

I haven't seen one of those in forever! All plastic and velcro now.

[eppur_se_muova]

3. "No user-servicable parts inside" nt

[Dr Morbius]

4. "I told you one hottie at a time, but did you listen?" (nt)

[alphafemale]

5. "klutz" "Funniest Home Video Failure" "This is Not a Suppository"

That last one's better on a foot cast

[NewJeffCT]

6. How about "there goes half your sex life"

or similar.

[Rhythm]

7. Draw the FAILblog.org logo!

[Arugula Latte]

8. How about "D'oh!"

You could draw a Homer Simpson face if you have any artistic abilities.