My doctor left me a voice mail on my cell phone...

[LeftyFingerPop]

As per usual, the reception was terrible.

I've been playing it over and over, but the only thing I can kind of make out is "parable cape berm infestation along with several other para-sails. Have you left the humpty recently? Get to the free car immediately".

[S n o w b a l l]

1. You have cooties...seek medical attention. nt

:) No you don't. :hug:

[BuelahWitch]

2. I don't think that was your doctor

It was CallMeWesley :hide:

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Take five...

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...and do NOT call him or her in the morning.
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Next time you're in that "clinic", take a close look at what
kind of "institution" awarded that "M.D.".
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Is there a stripper pole and or a bondage room in that office?
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Do they only accept cash?
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I guess it really wouldn't help to inquire if a "discharge" was likely?
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Are the doctor's assistants named Bambee and ThumbPurr?
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Most importantly, is he/she accepting new "patients".
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PM me.
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