I don't know how the hell he got in here...

[LeftyFingerPop]

but there is a sloth in my office. I've been trying to catch him all day.

[hobbit709]

1. Too slow to catch yourself?

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. How so?

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

3. Sloths are very tricky creatures

they only come down once a day to shit or pee at the base of the tree. If you can't catch them then, you're pretty much fucked unless you have the energy level of a normal human being and can chase their asses down in a matter of seconds. Sorry Lefty!

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Ohhh, now I get it....

The normal human being part is what is hindering me.

Thank you!

:hi: :hug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Like with personal shields, it's the slow knife that gets through.

With sloths, you have to slow down to their speed to catch them, or they will elude you.

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. Thank you...

advice like this is the reason I come to DU. :hi:

[Call Me Wesley]

6. Dude, that's like, like a ferret on speed, man.

Don't try to catch him. He's not doing anything. Just run around. Whoa, did you see this?

He just went from A to B. Whoa.

My legs feel so heavy, man. Like your tanned arms.

Hey, there he went again. Like a bullet, ya know. That's bizarre. He has such verve.

Dude. Sloth is a funny word.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. .

:rofl:

You know...I'm kind of glad I did not read this response while :smoke: because sloth IS a funny word and it has happened to me before where something tickles me just right while in an altered state and I can't stop laughing for a few hours and it takes so much out of me that I feel drained for a few days. :D

[Call Me Wesley]

9. Sloth backwards is Htols.

Sounds like some alien race, man. They have them at Area 51. Yeah. They're not linear. They move back and forth and know everything what has or will ever be happening and they will get you and make you come unstuck in time and it's not nice because then you'll know everything that has happened and will happen and then you can't sleep at night anymore because you just worry about the implications and such until you become unstuck again which might be a short relief given to you by the Htols but it's cheap since they really want to play with you and put all these things on you you know what I'm talking about and the next thing you see is attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Betelgeuse yeah I’ve watched tachyon-beams glitter in the dark near the Einstein-Rosen bridge and recreational Lounge all those moments will be lost in time, like sloths in an office space.

It's no fun, man.

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. Oh no...

My mind.

Blown.

:cry:

[Call Me Wesley]

11. Sorry for that, but the truth blows.

At least you're lucky. Sloth in the office, you know, everybody's doing it. Like "I call you later, I need to find your customer file first," or "Give me a second," "I can't find my post-its, but I have a gun and I'll use it! Everybody duck!" So it's pretty normal. Don't worry. Really. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC2gZMNkyJo&feature=fvw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgNL8-FdG-k But then, there's this. Man, I don't want you ever see it.

[azmouse]

12. You need this guy's help:

[Orsino]

13. There was one in my office today, too, but I couldn't be bothered to try to catch it. n/t

[RagAss]

14. That's no sloth.....that's my boss...tell him to call...we have a problem.

[rug]

15. Somebody left a door open October 3 and hasn't closed it yet.