Passed a church sign this morning that said: "Springtime is God's way of saying I Love You".

[kayakjohnny]

So, um....

...then...?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear kayakjohnny...

So......

Does that mean winter is his way of saying he hates us?

:scared:

:shrug:

[kayakjohnny]

2. Well, you see, CaliforniaPeggy, I was wondering the exact same thing.

And I was wondering about the rest of the year in general.

:hi:

[tblue]

11. Lol! And what's a volcano eruption? nt

[grace0418]

16. By that logic I guess he's really ambivalent about you Californians. He doesn't hate

you but he doesn't change your seasons much at all.

[HipChick]

3. he must have a weird sense of humor then

because my allergies are making me miserable

[Richard Steele]

4. I suspect that G*D has some serious issues with interpersonal communication.

the fact that his followers consider "church signs"
to possess some soprt of "cleverness" is evidence
in support of my hypothesis.

Chimpanzees who can identify pick the best twigs to use
for fishing tasty termites out of their hives are a step
above the folks who post the average "Church sign", IMHO.

[sakabatou]

5. God's also saying "I fucking hate you, so here's some allergies!"

[datasuspect]

6. god barely tolerates us and walks a thin line between civility and outright annhilation

with us.

we driving 4x4s on thin ice - and the time of reckoning will soon be upon us. and the blood that washeth our sins in christ's name washes and purifies the enemies of god.

[Bertha Venation]

7. I tho't his giving us jesus was how he showed us he loved us

Silly me.

[kayakjohnny]

8. And I thought it was burritos.

And muscle cars, of course.

Also, skinny-dipping.

[baldguy]

9. What do my allergies say?

Sort of passive-aggressive for God to give me a bright sun-shiny day AND a massive headache with blocked sinuses, ain't it?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

10. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” -- Ben Franklin

[jobycom]

28. I wish Be Franklin had said that.

What he actually said:

"Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy."

Not way off, just not really what he said. :(

[old mark]

12. I think this "god" has a personality disorder....nt

[KG]

13. religion is its own justification for being brainless.

[peekaloo]

14. Church signs are Satan's way of making you take your eyes off the road!

[Mad_Dem_X]

19. LOL! n/t

[kayakjohnny]

22. Ha!

:thumbsup:

[CBGLuthier]

15. and Winter is his way of saying, maybe not so much?

[MilesColtrane]

17. Tornadoes are God's way of saying, "Eat it, shitheels!".

[sarge43]

24. Icestorms, "You piss Me off!" n/t

[Blue_Tires]

18. BASE BALL

[Orsino]

20. Misspelled "Springsteen." n/t

[LynneSin]

21. After 6 feet of snow last winter I"m guessing that's God's way of saying "FUCK OFF"

:rofl:

Especially when he had 3 of the storms over the weekend and I didn't have any excuse to stay home from work.

[sarge43]

23. So God doesn't love the Southern Hemisphere?

It's turning cold and wintery, you know autumn, Down Under.

[Arugula Latte]

25. That Gawd. Always getting the credit for the good stuff, none of the blame for the bad.

[Sabriel]

26. We're just Sinners in the Hands of an Angry Climatologist?

That makes me feel better about the 5 inches of snow we got last night that are freezing the tulips and daffodils.

[jobycom]

27. So God's on the make again? I guess he hasn't gotten laid in 2000 years.

so maybe it's time?

[Deep13]

29. I guess winter is his way of saying, "Fuck you." nt

[Initech]

30. So if God shows his shadow in the spring, do we get six more weeks of it?