I bought a gas guzzler, I feel guilty but I needed the space for the spawn

[mcctatas]

and it was in my price range, what is the most common way to atone for buying a Chevy Blazer?

[taterguy]

1. Walking or biking to places when you don't need the Blazer

Or posting more pics of, well, whatever.

[Orsino]

2. Yep. While I detest gas guzzlers...

...there are some jobs for which they are the most efficient vehicles--and not everyone can afford a garage full of Swiss Army cars. There may be times when you find yourself driving the Blazer all alone, while smug assholes like me hate on you, assuming you are just compensating, etc.

[Midlodemocrat]

3. the Holy But-Tutcher decrees that henceforth you spend your days

LOLing at everything Midlo says here, on FB or anywhere else on the 'net.

I don't know. I don't understand it either.

[quakerboy]

4. Oh, come on! theres always another option...

Perhaps a Vespa with several sidecars, converted to run clean on the radiation emitted by rainbows?