Sunday, Jesus will rise from the grave

[Magleetis]

and if he sees his shadow we have six more weeks of winter.

Happy Easter.

[HopeHoops]

1. You have to sit in a REALLY sincere pumpkin patch to see him.

[peekaloo]

2. Heretic!

He secretly rises on Sat. evening to hide all the eggs.

[hippywife]

12. No! No! No!

Jesus had high cholesterol. The APOSTLES hid the eggs! :hi:

[Raffi Ella]

3. Ha!

sounds about as plausible as most all the other stories about him...:evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

4. only if you hide your eggs under a chocolate rabbit

geez, how can you forget that part?

[hunter]

5. Nah, that's old.

Easter is "Party with Jesus!" day.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

6. But seriously folks,

He'll say, 'did you have to use such a heavy rock?'

[Wapsie B]

7. Peter! Peter! I can see my house from here!

[LeftyMom]

8. Will he have an insatiable hunger for the brains of the living?

That's what I really want to know.

[Arugula Latte]

10. Many of his followers lack brains:

[HughBeaumont]

9. At least He'll be ready for an eclipse.

[apples and oranges]

11. I didn't know it was Sunday. Why isn't it listed on Yahoo Calendar?

[Forkboy]

13. Disciples, my ass, they're LOSERS.