Best. Imagine. Parody. EVER.

[Dogmudgeon]

It's just ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Musto">Mustovian.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36104836/ns/entertainment-television/?pg=14#ENT_BanIdolSongs">Ban these 20 songs from ‘Idol’ forever! (Number 14)

Imagine no contestants
Tackling this tune
No offense to J.Hud
Or Ruben Studdard, too
Imagine all the "Idols"
Singing "Help" instead

You-ooh-ooh

You may say Archuleta
Sang it best of anyone
And Blake Lewis was decent
But on "Idol," this song is done.

Somewhere, up in those Heavenly Mansions of Glory, John Lennon is rolling on the floor, laughing his spiritual ass off.

--d!