DU is all about me.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Me.

Not you.














































Me.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. That's what you think.

But you're wrong, baby.


It's about me.



Nope, it really is.






:rofl:

[crim son]

3. Oh crap, it's the Mistress of the DU Lounge.

Hide! :P

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. You're wrong.

I am the KING OF EVERYTHING! :hug:

[crim son]

2. I see four posts of yours before scrolling down the page.

Meister of the DU Lounge, how might we serve you?

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. THERE WILL BE MORE.

[crim son]

6. We count on it. (curtsies)

(then rolls eyes)

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. crim son...

crim son...

[crim son]

12. Okay.

I'll shut up now.

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. Why?

[crim son]

16. The disapproving stare is too much for me.

I shrivel.

[LeftyFingerPop]

19. I don't judge.

[crim son]

21. Snorting over here.

Literally. Eh, you are funny and yes, I'm sure you don't judge.

[LeftyFingerPop]

22. What are you snorting, crim son?

[crim son]

24. The clotted air of cynicism, dear LFP.

But it's my environment and not you.

[LeftyFingerPop]

25. OK, but...

what does cynicism mean?

Don't make me Google it.

[crim son]

26. if you can spell it, you can google it.

Hell, you even capitalized "Google," my friend; you are evidently bursting with intellectual energy.

[LeftyFingerPop]

27. I'm smarter than I appear. .

And I bet you are smart too.

[crim son]

28. Young and sober, people had high hopes for me.

About you, I can make no affirmations, but you do make me laugh!

[LeftyFingerPop]

29. Well you know...

If people miss us when we are gone, then we have done well. And thank you...I have been told IRL that I have an incredible sense of humor, but I honestly don't see it.

My goal is to have people remember me and smile.

You are a nice person...people will remember you.

So, live your life and smile.

[crim son]

30. You write what might be engraved on my tombstone.

You know, by people who don't know me.

Enjoy your evening, morning, or whatever it seems to you.

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Hmmm..

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Let's see.
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If by "me"...
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You mean "me"...
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Then I agree.
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[LeftyFingerPop]

9. I don't know how to bold words.

[MiddleFingerMom]

14. handy

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left bracket b right bracket
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To unbold:
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left bracket /b right bracket
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EVERYTHING within the brackets (including the brackets) will disappear from the final result.
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Practice -- it shows up as it will in the final result when you click on "Preview".
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Or... in your case.... "Perview".
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Same thing for italics... just substitute i for the b.
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And you can combine them by doing the whole process for each letter.
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[JonLP24]

17. Or simply

[b]What you want in bold[/b] 

[i]italics[/i]

(I turned on plain text for this to show)

[LeftyFingerPop]

23. what?

[JonLP24]

10. This is an irrelevant, self-satisfied vanity post if I ever saw one

:hide:

In case you forgot someone else said that and I'm poking fun at it. Love your posts! :toast: They're always entertaining. :hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. Thank you Jon...

And when I see your posts, I always get a good feeling. I pay attention in here. :pals:

[MiddleFingerMom]

15. Be a little more kind, Jon...

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... if not for irrelevancy, his life would have no purpose.
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Grasshopper.
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[MiddleFingerMom]

18. I got a bad feeling about this...

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... like maybe Jon and I, with our graphics instructions, have created (even more of) a monster.
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This calls for a drink.
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[JonLP24]

20. LOL--I was thinking the same thing actually n/t