Sky Masterson and Dr. Strange's "Six degrees of Kevin Spankin."

[Dr. Strange]

As many of you know, Sky Masterson and I are frickin' geniuses. And in our geniousity, we have come up with the "Six degrees of Kevin Spankin:"

You will find some guy spanking something within the first six clicks of Chat Roulette.

Also, there is Debi's Corollary, which says that the probability of one of those guys being related to Robert Pattinson is 1/e.

[Sky Masterson]

1. I lucked out

on the first click..(it wasn't a dude) :woohoo:

[RainDog]

2. in honor of you

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=7aItpjF5vXc&feature=related

Fun Boy Three: The Lunatics Have Taken Over the Asylum

[Dr. Strange]

3. KitchenWitch's First Observation

Has anyone else noticed that it is almost all white guys wanking on Chatroulette?

Although this observation does not follow directly from the Six Degrees of Kevin Spanking, it can be deduced using a clever application of the Mean Value Theorem, some basic topology, and copious amounts of apple butter.
- Journal of Really Smart Stuff, volume 12

[Shell Beau]

20. Kitchie is very observant!

:7

[TZ]

21. BTW

I think you owe Orrex some copyright money for that link...:P

[Dr. Strange]

22. Meh, whatever.

He can add it to the brazillion I already owe him for the ovaltine in Dune Messiah.

[Lyric]

4. I PROTEST!

The six-clicks thing was MY discovery. Plagiarist! :P

[Sky Masterson]

5. ok.ok.ok

You can have a cut of the proceeds from the sale of the home board game. :P

[Lyric]

6. No way. I want the movie and merch rights, too.

Imagine the t-shirts that could come of this!

:D

[Sky Masterson]

7. Time for lawyers then

:mad: This could be worth zillions! :P :crazy:

[Dr. Strange]

8. I don't want to imagine the t-shirts that could come of this.

:scared:

[MrCoffee]

9. 1 in 6 guys on chatroulette approve this message

:freak: :freak: :freak: :freak: :freak: :freak: :freak: :freak:

[TZ]

11. Your mother knows all about Chatroulette Trebek!

*Sorry Flvegan couldn't resist*

[MrCoffee]

12. Yeah, it's just not the same

[Dr. Strange]

13. Really? Your mother couldn't tell the difference.

<Connery guffaw>

[TZ]

14. lol!

You tell em! :rofl:

[RainDog]

10. did you see this guy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_oNShS7V0w

maybe a white kid u know

[Dr. Strange]

15. That guy is not me.

I know me. And that wasn't me.

[RainDog]

16. can someone explain to me why so many guys want to whack off in front of a camera

for random people to see.

I just don't get it.

[Sky Masterson]

17. Have you watched CNN,MSNBC,and FOX at all lately

Those guy's love to jerk off in front of the camera. :D

[TZ]

18. Sky FTW!!!

:rofl:

[Shell Beau]

19. Y'all are killing me over here!

:rofl:

[Sky Masterson]

23. kick (It's all about advertising)

Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it like a Polaroid Picture

[Dr. Strange]

24. I approve of this kick.