May I offer you a wafer-thin mint?

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

Just one?

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. No. Fuck off. I'm absolutely stuffed.

[jus_the_facts]

2. come on....it's just a tiny thin one....

....BON APPETITE... :evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. No, I couldn't eat another bite.

[jus_the_facts]

7. ahh but Monsieur...are you SURE...I couldn't interest you in just ONE?!

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Alright. Fine.

[jus_the_facts]

11. ahhh jolly good....theeeere you are Sir....BON APPETTITE!! *runs*

:evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. rumble rumble rumble

:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:

[Skittles]

3. After Eight?

*slobber*

[sendero]

4. you've...

... trodden in sir's bucket!

[jus_the_facts]

6. alert the cleaning woman....and perhaps bring a HOSE....

:puke:

[jobycom]

8. So I'm not the only one who still recites that line?

"It's just a little mint!"

Damn, that was the most disgusting and maybe the funniest scene I've ever watched.

[jus_the_facts]

10. ahhh thank you...now here's a little ditty...I tossed off recently.....

....isn't it awfully nice to have a penis...isn't frightfully good to have a dong....a piece of pork...your wife's best friend....your diddly or your shock....you can wrap it up in ribbbbbons....you can stick it in your sock....but don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dark....and you won't....a...come....BACK!!! *applause* aaaahhhh yeeeesssss...verrrry good!! *applause* :evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. You forgot:

It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick, from the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick. So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, etc.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

14. I may be having second thoughts about starting this thread...

...Naaaahhhh, screw it. Go for it!

[jus_the_facts]

16. Oh we reeeeeally should be going....*gags*....but what's the matter...

...did you enjoy your meal...yes yes yes....service okay...oh yes yeeesss....I'm having a raaaaather heavy period...uhmmm we've got a train to catch....oh yesss that's it...and I don't want to be bleeeeeding all over the seats!!!! :7

[jus_the_facts]

15. yeah that's it....I knew I was forgettin' part of it.....

:D :D :D