Behold, the mighty Boobius Maximus of The Klingon Empire!

[Ian David]

See prior thread:

Behold, the mighty U.S.S. Shut-Up Wesley!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9272651

[Capn Sunshine]

1. you've piqued my curiousity

WTF are you talking about in lo these many threads? Is it a computer game like Guitar hero or something?

[Ian David]

3. It's Star Trek OnLine. A new MMORPG.

So far, it's shaping-up to be Teh Awesome.

http://www.startrekonline.com/

I can kick you a 10-day or 5-day pass if you're interested.

[edbermac]

2. Wrong. This is.

[Ian David]

5. Scary thing is, I would do those two.

[MattBaggins]

11. I'll will wave next time I blast your sorry ship from the skies Orion Scum.

I just wish Deanna Troi was a killable NPC so I could farm her non-acting touchy feely almost ruined TNG, sorry ass.

[progressoid]

16. Have you emailed Colbert the pic of Tek?

Would love to see a bit about that on the show!

[Ian David]

19. I should. I also have a town in Star Wars Galaxies OnLine named Stephen Colbert City. n/t

[sarge43]

22. Nitpicking Alert: She should be Boobia bo'Degh Maxima n/t

[Ian David]

26. Romani ite domum! n/t

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Gamera is a friend to children everywhere!

Wait, that's not Gamera. Isn't it? (turns head sideways, tries to make sense of image)

[keroro gunsou]

24. gamera

he is neat
he is full of turtle meat.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Got this picture of a "toy" from an online Klingon Adult Bookstore.

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Live the dream.
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[LostInAnomie]

10. I knew this thread wouldn't make it too long before someone posted Lursa & B'Etor.

[Ian David]

4. Wanted: Collector's codes from a Del Taco Collector's Cups

Wanted: Collector's codes from a Del Taco Collector's Cups
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[Bucky]

8. By fanboy standards those aren't very big boobs.

Generally your wankboy trekkie is going to create female avatars with monstrously malproportioned Pamelesque back breakers of boobage with the merest geometrical pasting of coverage over it. Whoever did that, while pathetic and misogynist, managed to show a little restraint.

[Ian David]

12. I know. Those were the biggest it would let me put on an Andorian. n/t

[Soylent Brice]

13. ...

:rofl:

[pokerfan]

9. Is there an I.K.S. Kleavage?

[Ian David]

14. Give me a fucking break. The guy in charge of my fleet says the name is inappropriate.

He says it's lewd, vulgar and insulting.

Jesus fucking christ. Has he ever seen a fucking James Bond movie? What are those movies rated? PG to PG-13? Octopussy? Pussy Galore? Chew Me?

Contrast and compare to Boobius Maximus.

It's not like I named her Vaginus Maximus or something.

It's just boobies.

Geesh.

[MiddleFingerMom]

17. You could, um... shoot for "Biggus Dickus" or "Incontinentia Buttocks". n/t

[Ian David]

18. I have a vewwy good fwiend in Wome by the name Bigguth Dickuth. n/t

[Ian David]

20. Just found out it's a moot point anyway. Game won't allow Federation and Klingons in the same guild.

[sarge43]

23. Names in his honor for the Basterd Class of starships

USS Dumb Basterd
USS Crazy Basterd
USS Lewd Basterd
USS Sneaky Basterd
USS Lying Basterd
USS Dirty Basterd
And the flag ship, USS Arrogant Basterd

This woman doesn't think the name is lewd, vulgar or insulting; I think it's funny.

[Ian David]

25. Thanks. I'd probably have to pick him up off the floor if we ever saw a PG-rated James Bond movie.nt

[sarge43]

27. Any ladies who lunch confab would probably send him into shock.

A tears and beers get together probably kill him.

Worst kept secret: Women have a well developed knowledge of the crude and rude and we're generally aware of the difference between snarky and cruel.

[mikeytherat]

15. Been there/Did that: Try naming your vessel the USS JesusFish (complete with fish symbol)

Talk about the proverbial lead balloon.

mikey_the_rat

[Ian David]

21. Gonna stick with names of ships from the Japanese whaling fleet for now.

Maybe use ship names like Larry Craig and David Vitter later. Or Lady Nocturne.