Some people are just A**HOLES

[Skittles]

So I'm at the car dealership; I dropped my car off for service and was awaiting my ride. The dope didn't show up so I had to call him. I used a phone sitting on a table inside the dealership. When I tried to call him I dialed the wrong number. The lady screamed WHO IS THIS??? WHY ARE YOU CALLING SO EARLY IN THE MORNING???!!! (It wasn't THAT early).

So I called my ride to remind him to pick me up and while I was waiting I thought, what a f***ing COW that wrong number was. And . . . it's not my phone so . . . so I called her back (I remembered the misdialed number). When she answered I screamed WHAT THE F*** TIME IS IT ??? and hung up. I guess she *69'd it because the phone rang, it was her and I answered it F*** YOU!!! WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME SO EARLY???!!!

I amused myself with this for a good fifteen minutes - calling her over and over and her calling back and eventually screaming I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!! :7

When I saw my ride and was walking out the door the phone rang again and some poor schmuck car salesman answered and was pleading ignorance to a shouting, out of control woman on the phone. LOL, oh it was a GREAT morning!!! :thumbsup:

[matcom]

1. KICK HER F*CKING ASS SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then, PLEASE come over and kick mine! :P

:loveya:

[Skittles]

6. you're delinquent

ya cheap f***. :7

[matcom]

9. yes!! YES!!

i must be punished

NOW!!!!

:D

[Skittles]

11. I'm still flogging GOPisEvil

he's asked for overtime. :7

[matcom]

12. but it is I who is the KING ASSHOLE!!

if I say to GOPisEVIL, "stop being flogged" he MUST OBEY ME!!

x(

[stopthegop]

2. just so I understand...

who is it you're calling an A**hole?

[Skittles]

4. lol

I guess her being an a**hole prompted me to be one too. :)

[stopthegop]

5. kinda sounds like...

[Skittles]

10. all she had to say was SORRY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

but no, she had be a WITCH. :o

[JitterbugPerfume]

8. She is calling ALL OF 'EM A--holes

That's our Skittles (((HUG))

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. LOL!!

Some people indeed are a**holes. :evilgrin:

:yourock:

[Career Prole]

7. Ah! I see you've met my mother-in-law! n/t

[radwriter0555]

13. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

you were naughty!!!!!!!!!!

[jus_the_facts]

14. LMAO.........give her HELL right back!!!

....think she learned her lesson?!?!?! :D

[Skittles]

17. I dunno, I hope so

I didn't sleep good and that probably didn't help. She just set me off, ya know? I've noticed that lately people are just being rude for no good reason. I'm tired of it so I decided to fight back. Who knows.

[jus_the_facts]

18. Well...I can certainly understand.....

....seems to me there's been an increase in assholishness as of late...why not fight back...I've been on the defensive a LOT lately too!! :evilgrin:

[buff2]

15. LOL!

That's funny. You sound a lot like me. That's not good. :evilgrin:

[DS1]

16. Yes, some people are assholes

You never know where you'll find them

[GOPisEvil]

19. Oh, God that's funny!!!

You are quite the evil one. Naughty Skittles! :spank:

[scucci]

20. That's the god damn funniest thing I've read all week!

I started reading this and at first thought "Geez, why are you harrassing this person?" then couldn't stop laughing!
Congrats, now my stomach hurts from imagining the whole scenario. Too f*ing funny.