Sitting here at my desk, with no pants on, eating cheese...

[Bicoastal]

...when I pen my memoirs years from now, I think I'll skip over this evening.

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Holy shit!!! Are you me??

[Bicoastal]

2. It's possible. Our numbers are legion.

[Skittles]

3. I WILL KICK SOME NO-PANTS, CHEESE CHOMPING ASS

YES INDEED

[WCGreen]

4. At least I have the decency to wear a fucking robe...

Granted, it's tattered and not clasped but at least my business is covered...

[jcboon]

5. mine's not

[WCGreen]

6. Your second post...

Already in the gutter...

Welcome, you'll fit in great...

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. "Already in the gutter... Welcome, you'll fit in great..."

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True dat.
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You'll find, verily, that truth is oft-spake here.
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Welcome.
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:hi:

[leeroysphitz]

8. OMFG!! I'm doing the EXACT SAME THING...

if you substitute "drunk" for "with no pants on" and "drinking cheap gin" for eating cheese".