Things you wouldn't mind being caught doing right at the moment the world ended.

[kayakjohnny]

Me...

Base jumping off Angel Falls in Venezuela with a bed sheet for a parachute.

Going flat out in an Italian race car with sketchy brakes, on an American interstate during rush hour.

Running across Kenya, dragging a side of beef on a rope behind me.

Snorkeling on the Great Barrier Reef, dressed as a giant tuna.

Hiking in Alaska, wearing a big sponge soaked in honey.

Caught in bed with a mobster's wife by him and all his buddies.

Spray painting cartoons on a building in a gang-infested section of L.A.

Landing a 747 for the first time, at night in a driving rain with severe crosswinds.

Wearing greased shoes and a red speedo at the running of the bulls in Spain.

Showing up at a pit bull convention dressed as a cat.

Riding 30 ft. Waimea on an inflatable pool toy.

Snorting random things at the Center for Disease Control.

Opening various unknown valves at a nuclear facility.

Smuggling your self onto the nosecone right before a shuttle launch.





What about you?...

[flvegan]

1. Lindsay Lohan.

[Dr. Strange]

2. "How was it?" flvegan asked Lindsay.

"The Earth moved!" she purred. And it had--right out of its orbit and straight for the sun.

[flvegan]

4. That's how I do it.

Ask MrCoffee's mom.

[flying rabbit]

3. Jessica Alba

...or your choice.

[flvegan]

5. Oh, hell no.

I'd not want the world to end then. The memories...the bragging...the profits from the sex tape...

[NewJeffCT]

14. Not Megan Fox?

I'm shocked!

[Bucky]

15. ew

Really?

The first thought that popped into my mind was "Sigourney Weaver." While our minds make work alike, the end product seems to be monumentally different.

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Strange how some of the responders confuse "women" with "things" n/t

[flying rabbit]

7. Men are things. Women are things,

Rabid weasels are things. It's true. Google it. Or: http://www.answers.com/topic/thing

[Bucky]

16. Persons and places are things, but not ideas.

[Urban Prairie]

8. The "being caught" part of your topic

I am guessing that you mean that only YOU would know that the world was coming to an end, otherwise who would take what little time was left, to even care what you were doing?

He, she, or they would most likely be doing each of their very own personal versions of an end of the world frrreeeaaakout...heh!!

It also would obviously depend a lot upon how much warning ahead of time that I would have, and if it were only a day or so, I would probably be in a church, after going to confession, praying like HELL that God and heaven after death was not a myth...O8)

[EvolveOrConvolve]

9. Pooping on my neighbor's lawn gnome

TMI?

[UTUSN]

10. Uh, wouldn't the PREMISE of the O.P. be something FORBIDDEN?1 n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. Spending the VERY last...

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...of the 283 million dollars I had won in the lottery three months earlier....
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...on hookers and blow.
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Duh.
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[old mark]

12. Celebrating my 120th birthday with 2 hookers and an 8ball - day 4. nt

[Mad_Dem_X]

13. Punching Glenn Beck in the face. n/t

[Bucky]

17. When the end comes, I'll probably be on DU composing a witty retort that never gets posted.

But at least Armageddon would save me from one more humiliating moment of watching my thread sink down to the oblivion called page 2

[kayakjohnny]

19. Ha!... Tell me about it. I wrote the book on that crap.

But the book quickly sunk down to the oblivion known as page 2.

:fistbump:

[Kaleva]

18. I wouldn't mind being caught saving the world

[kayakjohnny]

20. Nice one!

Love the pic, btw. That man was and is one of the finest minds I've ever known!

:hi: