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Ruby Romaine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 05:06 PM
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Bush Joke
"Aren't you Moses?"
Dubya, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in
a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white
beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one
hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.

GWB approached the man and inquired,
"Aren't you Moses?"

The man ignored Dubya and stared at the ceiling.

GWB positioned himself more directly in the man's
view and asked again, "Aren't you Moses?"

The man continued to peruse the ceiling.

Dubya tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once
again, "Aren't you Moses?"

The man finally responded in an irritated voice,
"Yes I am".

GWB asked him why he was so uppity and the man
replied, "The last time I spoke to a Bush I had to
spend forty years in the desert!"

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blimbaugh Donating Member (8 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 05:13 PM
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1. Geo W
Did you know that the "W" stands for weasel????
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Ruby Romaine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 05:25 PM
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