If the U.S. built the "Death Star"

[ThoughtCriminal]

What would we call it?

http://thoughtcrimewave.blogspot.com/2010/02/what-would-we-call-death-star.html

[RoyGBiv]

1. Ma Bell

[AwakeAtLast]

2. Verizon Death Star

:D

[baldguy]

3. Space Station Freedom

[av8rdave]

4. The USS Dick Cheney

[Quantess]

9. That's what I was going to say!

[av8rdave]

10. It WOULD be a logical name, wouldn't it?

Great minds and all that...

[Quantess]

23. The Dark Lord would preside in the spaceship named after him.

He'd feel right at home.

[kgnu_fan]

5. gosh, if???? nt

[NewJeffCT]

6. The Planet Purification Project

or something like that.

[name not needed]

7. Halliburton & ExxonMobil Present Planet Freedom

[flvegan]

8. Planet Blackwater.

[Deep13]

11. Freedom Sphere. nt

[Richardo]

13. !!

:rofl:

[Deep13]

12. Patriot Ball

[Richardo]

14. You're killing me!

:rofl:

[Deep13]

15. They might build more than one.

The Pentagon would announce that we are safe with America's Patriot Balls hanging over our heads.

[insanity]

21. The Liberation Star

[Javaman]

16. The Globe of Peace...GOP. nt

[edbermac]

17. USS KissYourAssGoodbye.

[dysfunctional press]

18. the ronald reagan planet liberator

[Moondog]

19. The Pentagon. n/t

[geardaddy]

20. Great Balls of War?

[NoPasaran]

22. Operation Fuzzy Bunny

[JVS]

24. Freedom Star

[rcrush]

25. Operation Freedom Star

[gmoney]

26. Happy Fun Ball

[ThoughtCriminal]

27. Don't tease happy fun ball!

I love the responses! You all deserve DUzy's

[Angleae]

28. F.R.E.D.

[burrfoot]

33. Freeper Re Education Device?? n/t

[City of Mills]

29. The Homeland Sphere

or, the Git-R-Done Dome :)

[Bucky]

30. The Penisinator

or HAL

[hunter]

31. The Gerald Ford.

"I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators."

[tigereye]

32. hmm, defense contractors may have already achieved some aspect of this

:(

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. Probably call it the USS Ronald Reagan Patriot Peace Ball