Yes I freely admit to it ..

[AsahinaKimi]

I am responsible for killing off the dinosaurs 65 million years ago..I sent the Comet to earth, and.. and They had it coming too!

[Tobin S.]

1. What is the secret to your longevity?

[AsahinaKimi]

2. Well I would tell you but its

An Ancient Chinese secret...



(wait a moment! ...I am not Chinese.. how did that happen?)

[Tobin S.]

3. Were you born here in the States?

Well, I guess at your age you may actually have been born in Pangea.

[AsahinaKimi]

4. Yes of course I was born in the states..

I am...Just used a Time Machine.. thingy.. to um. Go back to ...do I have to explain How I killed the Dinosaurs? It was just this messy thing..

[Tobin S.]

5. Well, you probably did humankind a great service by zapping the dinosaurs

You should be hailed as a national heroine. Without you we may not have been able to evolve.

[AsahinaKimi]

6. Yah but ..there was one left.

This stupid Singing purple dinosaur. Its still around.. Somehow it survived. I have been hunting it with a bow and arrow.. but its been alluding me.

Its still a thorn in my side. :(

[Beer Snob-50]

7. waht about the terrible rushlimbaughasaurus?

that is still around.

[AsahinaKimi]

17. Yea but his mother was a

Rhinoceros or maybe thats a Rhinosauris ..a big pig with a horn... nevermind.

[rrneck]

8. Just let me know if I start to piss you off. nt

[AsahinaKimi]

10. Hey, na... you are cool. Your Hu mon! hahaha

(I love how the Ferengi call us "Hu mons")

[RedCloud]

9. Smartly you capitalized "They" showing the utmost respect.

[AsahinaKimi]

11. Damn! Missed this one...

WANTED: Dead or..um, not so much alive

I can't send another Comet, it be like using a hammer to open a walnut.. wait..that analogy might not work as a good example. How about it be like using a rock to ..
hmmm. It be like..SLEDGE hammer to open a walnut ..wait.. ah crap.

[AsahinaKimi]

12. dupey dupe

[madinmaryland]

13. BULLSHIT! The CLENIS killed off the dinosaurs!

The Clenis is to blame for everything!!

:hi:

[AsahinaKimi]

14. no, sorry ..I was there ..I did it

You want proof? Check out this crater in the Yucatan area. I especially hit that place cause it was a stegosaurus love resort..those vile creatures wallowed in Sex!

[MiddleFingerMom]

15. Before you resort to another comet... try this.

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http://impressive.net/games/barney/fun.cgi (REFRESH THE PAGE BEFORE YOU START)
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Keep going and going and going to change the text at the top of the page.
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No Barneys were actually harmed in the making of this web page.
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[AsahinaKimi]

16. But MFMom!!

Barneys have to actually be harmed.. ITS THE LAW!