Time for the Airing of the Grievances

[Dr. Strange]

I've got a lot of problems with you people and you're going to hear about them.

First off, JTG of the PRB currently has the coolest avatar. That's not a grievance, just a statement of fact.

Secondly, Lyric just Rick-rolled me on Facebook. I've asked that she be banned from the Facebook, and I'd also like her to be tombstoned here.

Thirdly, I can't help but notice that Midlo has once again put some Kafkaesque shibboleth in her sigline. If you have any similar complaints regarding Midlo, please post them here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=send_mesg&u_id=145797

I probably have a lot more grievances, so stay tuned.

[Lyric]

1. That's what you get for dissing Für Elise.

Bet you'll think twice next time, won't you Mr. Professional Strange Douchebag?

:nopity:

[Dr. Strange]

2. I have to admit...

I listened to "Never Gonna Give You Up" approximately 12 seconds longer than I did the 8-year-old playing "Fürry Elise".

[Lyric]

4. Well, I can forgive you I guess.

You're a math person, so obviously we can't expect too much of you.

:D

[flvegan]

3. BeachBaby called me John Holmes on FB. How did she know about my huge

afro? I don't care for that exposure one bit.

And you sir, had me paired with a woman with a penis.

As for Midlo, what you expect from a Hardy's-soaked woman dealing with the fact that a cat has stolen her husband?

[Dr. Strange]

6. You know what?

Now that I think about it, MrCoffee may have pulled a Kirk and rigged my machine to replicate that Taarna.

Son of a bitch! Yet another reason why I won't let him be my lab assistant!

[flvegan]

9. Don't you call him that!

She loves it doggie style, but she's no...well, you know.

Score one on Trebek!

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Have some nice cakeroll and forget about it.

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RickRolling is kinda like Intertubes mooning... and you KNOW how much I LOVES me some mooning!!!!
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[Dr. Strange]

7. That cake better be chocolate...

or you're going right on Ignore!

[JTG of the PRB]

8. Yes! Something I'm cool at! This is the greatest day of my life!!!

Now, a grievance: WHY HAVEN'T I HAD ANY GREATER DAYS THAN THIS?!?

Also, why are my feet cold?! And furthermore, I want some damn waffles for dinner!

Finally, go Avalanche! You know, after the Olympic break which hopefully doesn't kill our momentum and knock us from being near the top of the conference to being out of contention...

DAMN YOU OLYMPICS!

[Dr. Strange]

11. Congratulations.

WHY HAVEN'T I HAD ANY GREATER DAYS THAN THIS?!?

Because Lyric Rick-rolled me.

Also, why are my feet cold?!

Because you fear commitment. And because you're paranoid about your socks eating your toes.

And furthermore, I want some damn waffles for dinner!

You'll be needing some damn syrup then.

Finally, go Avalanche!

So it is written, so it shall be. Yea, the cup of Lord Stanley be with you.

[JTG of the PRB]

13. Hmm... You make several good points.

Curse you commitment, curse you socks, curse you syrup, go Avs, and Lyric... Well, Lyric is okay by me. :)

I don't mind being Rick Rolled on a rare occasion, as long as it's more creative than the typical "Hey, click on this link! It's totally not a trick!" that I fall for constantly.

[TZ]

10. I have a grievance

As you are a math nerd.. I think the claim of you being a bra expert is like i- imaginary! :P

[Dr. Strange]

12. Don't you have an FBI agent to wear out?

[Dr. Strange]

14. motley36 and CreekDog still suck for not liking the Rush.

And old mark and MrCoffee and flvegan and Bake.

Where the hell is Bake, anyway?

[CreekDog]

17. I heard my name

:wtf:

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

15. And now Chan790 has taken his spot upon the DTDPH scroll.

For his wisecracking about my experience with women. Though it made clever use of mathematical humor, it still was suffused with evil, and for that he will pay. Yea, he will pay greatly. And I do not take checks.

[TZ]

16. Visa Mastercard or Discover?

Cause Chan790 has good credit with me....:rofl: