Could you turn your laptop a little bit to the left?

[Orrex]

I'm trying to activate the webcam, and all I'm getting is a coffee mug or a pencil cup or something.

[Skittles]

1. I WILL KICK SOME ORREX WEBCAMMING ASS

ALL OF DU CAN WATCH

[trof]

8. At least I can still count on you.

Some things don't change.
And that's a good thing.
:-)

[Skittles]

12. I CAN KICK RETIRED OLD FART ASS TOO

yes INDEED :D

[arbusto_baboso]

2. I am as left as I can go.

There is no further increment of "left" that I can give you.

[texanwitch]

3. See I told someone here not long ago to keep their webcam covered.

Never know who might be looking.

[rcrush]

4. I position my webcam eye level to my crotch at all times.

Spy on me if you want!

[Ptah]

5. How's this?

[azmouse]

6. ok but you may not like what you see....

[pokerfan]

7. Here you go...

[cherokeeprogressive]

18. Damn. I know that woman. But, when we cybered, she said she was 5'10", 130, long blonde hair...

How did you get her picture? She's wearing the SAME shirt she wore to the bar!

[kayakjohnny]

9. Can I just turn my head to the left instead?

[Orrex]

13. Okay, but then you have to cough.

[petronius]

10. Actually my laptop is aimed directly at my pussy

Stupid cat jumped right in my lap...

[kentauros]

11. Know Cannes Dew

No webcam.
No laptop.

:P

[Tuesday Afternoon]

14. is this far enough?

[LeftyMom]

15. Okay, but you need to know two things:

1. My webcam is external and it's in a little neoprene pouch in my laptop bag.

2. The large, angry vegan pounding on your front door doesn't know that.

:evilgrin:

[Orrex]

16. Regarding #1: Neoprene is totally hawt

And regarding #2: I'm wearing a suit of armor made entirely of bacon. Surely he won't dare touch such impervious protection!

[LeftyMom]

17. You forgot the rescued hellbeasts.

They may be vegan but I question the depths of their ideological commitment.