I just got two packages of pretzels from the vending machine for the price of one - Ask me anything!

[geardaddy]

[arbusto_baboso]

1. They're standard pretzels with salt, right?

None of those "honey mustard" or "cool ranch, spam and kale" frankenflavors?

[geardaddy]

4. Yep, standard.

Now I need some water.

"THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!"

[BurtWorm]

2. Are you going to eat them all or pay it forward?

[geardaddy]

5. Mmmff hmmmfh

huh?

Oh, no, I could resist two bags.

[suninvited]

3. Are they making you thirsty?

[geardaddy]

6. Absolutely!

Dying for a glass of water.

Pop won't do the trick.

[kentauros]

7. How long will it be with the same machine before it happens

that you put money in for the same item and nothing comes out until you put money in a second time?

:P

[geardaddy]

8. That's happened to me more than once.

This has only happened to for the first time today!

[kentauros]

9. Well, then,

pick something else next time and you may get two again! :D

[AggieGal]

10. Winner

The machine at my office randomly says winner after a snack selection is made. You get the item AND your money back! It is amazing how winning 75 cents can brighten your day.

[rcrush]

11. Theres this vending machine at the bar that always spits out TWO cornnuts for one!

I love that bar!

[KittyWampus]

16. Corn-nuts. Thanks, now I want some.

[elocs]

12. At an Interstate rest stop I once got 5 bags out of a vending machine for $1.

I took a gamble with 2 already being stuck. The machine pushed a new one out which stuck also but I shook the machine and thought I would get 3, but it pushed out another 2. I think that was my cheap thrill for this lifetime.

[geardaddy]

13. This one was actually a machine malfunction.

No stuck pretzels and I didn't have to shake the machine. The little corkscrewy thing just turned one too many times!

[elocs]

14. But do you know how many years I waited for that malfunction,

or how much money I lost in those machines? It's about time it came out on my side and I'll take it any way I can get it.

[geardaddy]

15. Exactly,

Congratulations on your winnings, sir.

[TommyO]

17. How many times have you put your money in and gotten nothing?

Is the house still winning?

[gmoney]

18. You put in another 75 cents to pay for the one it accidentally dispensed, right?

Or are you stickin' it to the man?

Down with Big Pretzel!

[Richard Steele]

19. You just reminded me that I had some small vending-machine sausages in my pocket.

thanks!