I'm a HORRIBLE daddy! I peed on one of the OTHER cats this time...

[WillParkinson]

And I swear it is 100% the cats fault!

I'm standing at the loo, doing my business, when Cider comes running through the door, launches himself into the air, onto the bowl and into...well, you can figure that one out for yourself.

I'm a bad daddy.

Or I just have weird kids.

Maybe both?

[Az]

1. Maybe you'r cats dig golden showers.

[MountainLaurel]

5. That's just wrong!

:wow:

I'm thinking it's a game of catch -- my cat chases shadows, his chases urine streams.

[Kadie]

2. I'm starting to worry about you.

[LynneSin]

3. Abbie wants to sniff me when I'm sitting on the toilet

He'll put his nose right in there....EWWWWWWWW

I'm not use to having to shut the door on the bathroom when I'm at home by myself. Maybe he can go sniffing Evita when she takes a poop

[rabid_nerd]

4. been there done that...

or had a dog barge in and get paws up on the seat and watch (without getting hit, thanks to expert aim), looking at you with a look like, "that's just sad, man" (of course it was a beagle so any look is sad)...

I almost got scratched when my cat jumped up on the seat - it ended up falling in and getting, uh, "water" all over..

[commander bunnypants]

6. You are scaring me WB

do we need to sic some fundies on you to get you some teachings?

DDQM

[radwriter0555]

7. you don't have a door on your bathroom?

this is one of those "OPEN" floor plans?

[Endangered Specie]

8. My cat has done the same thing with her tail... Door has no bolt.

[Az]

9. Stop the danger

[Dookus]

10. umm...

once is an accident. Twice is a perversion.

[Skittles]

11. I SHOULD COME OVER AND KICK YOUR ASS

PISSING ON YOUR KITTIES; LORDY. Next think we know you'll be taking them to republican rallies. :o

[liberalitch]

14. I'd rather get peed on than taken to a..

republican rally

[Skittles]

15. it's natural progression, ya know?

peeing on things leads to attending republican rallies

[WillParkinson]

17. OK, fine...

I'm a Re-POOP-lican now.

Happy?

<Sigh>

[TX-RAT]

12. Definite pattern developing

Peeing on cats is treatable, but I'm sorry to say there are shock treatment involved.

[WoodrowFan]

13. DAMN IT

You promised the next time we COULD WATCH!!!

[thom1102]

16. Mine does that too.

My Hobbes used to sit on the end of the sink and tried to swat at the stream. It was tough to pee under those circumstances.