Complain about the really insignificant stuff in your life, in this thread...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

I have three zits and they hurt. Where did they come from? I dont usually get zits. :nopity:

[HopeHoops]

1. The cheese cracker that's been sitting on my desk for three weeks was stale.

I hate when that happens.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. ...

:thumbsup:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. My head is too big for my body.

Or my body is too small for my head. :shrug:

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. In other words, what Starbucks Anarchist is sayin'...........

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[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. That's weird how you got the skin tone just right.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. LOL

[Forkboy]

4. My belly button lint is always blue, even when I wear gray.

[madinmaryland]

13. Come on Fork! I am going to get sick now!

:puke:

[Forkboy]

20. That's just the thought of going to Texas getting to you.

I know it would me me sick. :P

[HopeHoops]

5. One of the cats barfed on the couch (again).

[GoCubsGo]

57. I'm off to clean the latest round from my carpet

Lucky for me, my cat gave me some help there.

[LynneSin]

7. These grapes I bought really aren't that great

:cry:

[Throd]

10. My office is cluttered.

[Raffi Ella]

11. I hate what I'm wearing today.

and I'm cold.

*sorry about your zits, Pri. :(

[Urban Prairie]

12. I have to pick up the empty bowl that I had cereal in and put it in the kitchen sink

But I am procrastinating about doing it and our cats' litterbox needs to be cleaned, I think that cleaning their litterbox daily is the chore that I least like doing every day...But I love our cats, and our tuxedo cat named Sly is fussy and will pee on the front door throw rug instead, if he feels that it is not clean enough...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. LOL

[arbusto_baboso]

14. One of my coworkers is the most amazingly stupid person on the planet.

No, it doesn't really affect me directly, but it makes my soul hurt.

[geardaddy]

15. These pretzels are making me thirsty.

And I don't have any water.

[Iggo]

16. I can't get a haircut to last more than 3 weeks.

I mean, seriously!

[Rosie1223]

17. My idiot co-worker is vacationing in Mexico next week

and I'm jealous. And I don't like her.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. ...

:)

[Kali]

21. my youngest son just cut off his beautiful long hair

that just got long enough to put in a ponytail
two years and gone!:cry: :nopity:

[dropkickpa]

22. I had to dress up for work today!

I hate dressing up!

[mzteris]

23. my two dogs

SHED everywhere. I mean everywhere. There is so much of it. All the time. It drives me crazy. One of them is OCD about going out/coming in, going out/coming in. l

The cat MEEOORRRWWS at me if I don't do his bidding IMMEDIATELY. Like get him fresh water in the sink. Or sit down so he can jump in my lamp. Or go to bed because he's ready to go to bed. He even bites my arm if it's in the way of the lap jumping. And godforbid I should MOVE while he's lying all comfy on me and wake him up. If looks could kill...

And don't even get me started on the boys and what they do with their clothes!!! aaarrrggghhhh..... :banghead:

[Raffi Ella]

56. "...is OCD about going out/coming in, going out/coming in."

LOL for real. Oh GOD does that make me mad.

[eppur_se_muova]

63. To all the cats we've known before / who wanted to come in our door /

then once we let them in /
they wanted out again /
in order to come in once more

:) Sung by Willie Nelson and Garrison Keillor on PHC, years ago ...

[mix]

24. I need a hair cut and can't find the time. nt

[bookworm65t]

61. I do too, but I don't have the money.

n/t

[Call Me Wesley]

25. I just cleaned my Pelikan fountain pen.

It's clean, filled with fresh black ink, but I have black fingernails now.

[blueamy66]

26. I still have Christmas presents for my

co-workers and family, unwrapped, on my bedroom floor.

Yes, I am ashamed.

Oh, and I have 3 loads of laundry stewn about my floor...next to the presents. And I have dirty dishes in the sink.

I'm a mess.

[PassingFair]

27. 11 years ago, my Mother moved into the house across the street from me...

and she's been bugging the SHIT out of me ever since!

Aside from her twice daily visits..."Is the COFFEE SHOP OPEN?"...
she draws the rest of my demented family, who cross over and
invade my home on an almost daily basis.

The older I get, the more they BOTHER me.

This has been my inconsequential rant for the day.

Thank you for listening.

[mycatfred]

28. Meh

I messed up dinner. . . So I had four orange danishes to console myself, so now I have to go work out for another half hour to make myself feel less guilty, but I really don't think I will, I don't have the energy. And two of the four cats are screaming at me to be fed, the other ones won't eat, and the dog has been barking a lot lately. And finally, I almost lost a pearl ear-ring today.
Wow, this thread is a good idea.

[femmocrat]

29. I have those terrible cracks in my finger tips. They hurt.

:cry:

[nytemare]

30. I have a long torso and short arms and legs.

A large ass, and narrow shoulders. Due to this, any clothing I get that is big enough for my ass is too large for my shoulders.

[Lindsey]

31. My sinus' have been really bothering me the past couple of days

n/t.

[mcctatas]

32. I am over 30 and have never had a manicure...

and I need a haircut

[Kali]

34. I'm 50 and never had one.

Haven't cut my hair in 25 years.

[rcrush]

33. I'm hungry but I dont wanna get up and go into the next room.

[rrneck]

35. Stickers on produce.

I go to the store and get some fruit. Organic fruit. Expensive organic fruit. Each frigging apple has a frigging sticker on it. Not only would it take xylene to get the sticky shit off it, but it's advertising. As if I gave a hoot where it was grown. I don't make a habit of tracking down a particular producer to select their produce. I just go to the store and buy the shit.

[Lil Missy]

36. My pooch stole my sandwich, and now he won't share the couch with me.

[clyrc]

37. I can't seem to get off the computer to do the things that need doing

I need to walk the dog and do laundry. Instead, here I am. The dog will come bark at me shortly, though, and that usually motivates me to walk her. She's a great fan of the kind of routine that assures her a morning and evening walk, is my Rosie.

[fizzgig]

38. i hate my hair

it looks like hell and needs to be cut very, very badly but i have no idea what i want to do with it. it's been the same for years now and i'm tired of it, but have no idea what to do with it. i want to just buzz it down to nearly nothing, but i don't think i can pull it off anymore.

[krispos42]

39. I'm watching curling on MSNBC

Somebody in the crowd has a cowbell, and I can't help but think "This sport has a fever, and the only cure is MORE COWBELL!!!"


And now I have this as a mental image:




U-S-A-U-S-A-U-S-A... etc.

[cleveramerican]

40. nobody but me picks up trash in the front yard

5 people live here
a dented coke can lays on the front yard.

I see it and wait to see if any of my children, or my beautiful wife will see it, and pick it up.

NEVER, they never do. so I end up picking it up and throwing it in the trash can, again.

[lunatica]

41. My kitchen hasn't learned how to clean itself

[Deep13]

42. My goddamn muffin crumbled when I buttered it.

:banghead:

[raccoon]

43. I've got some Magnum DVDs from the library, and some others being held for me,

and I can't watch the ones I have in time to check out the other ones.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

44. I should do some situps and pushups, just don't feel like it

And, the cat is jealous of the keyboard. I should only pay attention to one thing at a time. And that thing should be the cat. That's the cat's opinion.

:hi:

[sarge43]

45. Spaz, my crazed cockatiel, is throwing seed all over the keyboard.

I can't cope.

[Rambis]

46. I wish I needed a haircut

:eyes:

[GoCubsGo]

54. I DO need a haircut.

My hair keeps getting in my eyes. The only place I can afford right now is Great Clips, and the last two cuts I got there were the worst hair cuts in my life. (The first two or three were among the best cuts I ever got. Go figure.) At least my hair is long enough to tie back in a pony tail...

[Rambis]

58. Wahl

[Tommy_Carcetti]

47. I've got to go to fucking Disney World this weekend.

God knows how much I hate everything about that place, and yet, I'm going.

[Soylent Brice]

48. i caught a magnetic dart in midair when a co-worker threw it at the dart board and

now my middle finger hurts like hell.

it was funny and ninja like, but not worth it.

and it being my middle finger upsets me because i can't quite extend it again yet, which puts me at a grave disadvantage here in the office.

[sarge43]

49. You won't be able to drive for awhile. n/t

[Soylent Brice]

62. ...

:rofl:

[AggieGal]

50. No Umbrella

Last night, I was looking forward to hanging out with a couple of friends at a nearby bar. A good one that serves frozen drinks. I ordered a frozen hurricane and it was given to me without a little drink umbrella. Others had them so that is why I expected it.

How could they do that to me? I had to drink another one to get over it.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

51. ...

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

52. My dogs suck, my new employers are jerking me around, and there's stupid drama with this guy

:banghead:

[Inchworm]

53. My ass hurts and I don't wanna cut my hair for a job interview

:nopity:

[GoCubsGo]

55. My cat keeps putting her butt in my face.

And, she's getting her hair all over everything.

[KittyWampus]

59. crumbs left in the butter.

[bookworm65t]

60. My tuxedo kitten lost an orange last night

Knocked it off my dresser. I haven't found it yet. If I don't get it soon, then when I eventually find it, the orange will be black and green. Gross! :puke:

[sakabatou]

64. I've had a fucking brain injury for over 3 years

IT FUCKING SUCKS.