Just bought me a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20

[HopeHoops]

[geardaddy]

1. Which flavor?

Pink Grapefruit?

Real grape-flavored wine?

[RT Atlanta]

2. I hope you drink it too

Enjoy it too... ain't nothing like a $2 drunk

[Iggo]

3. pURPLE BARF. yUM. (N/T)

[dysfunctional press]

4. i couldn't even chew grape gum for 5 years after puking that rotgut up.

:puke:

[Richard Steele]

5. That'll get the job done, but it's no "Wild Irish Rose"

Nothing makes your kidneys throb the next morning
like "Wild Irish Rose".

[SteppingRazor]

7. Bah. Wild Irish Rose is no Cisco.

:puke:

[SteppingRazor]

6. It's actually the most forgiving of the cheap fortified wines:

Per Bumwine.com, the site that serves as my proof that, yes, there is a web site for anything.

[arbusto_baboso]

8. Bumwine turned me on to Cisco.

The bastards.

[Richard Steele]

13. I don't know what 'cisco' is, but the fine folks at BumWine

helped me to perfect my "terlet sangria" recipe.

A pile of apple cores & orange rinds,
mixed with a bag of sugar and some moldy bread
in a plastic "HappyCat" kitty-litter container...
wait 5 days, filter through your cleanest sock,
and you've got 5 gallons of a passable Sauvinoign Blanc.

They're doin the LORD'S work, I tellyawhut!

[conscious evolution]

9. They still make that crap?

Even the local winos avoid mad dog.They would rather drink mouthwash.

[HopeHoops]

10. OKAY - CONFESSION - I didn't "just" buy it. I bought it in 1982.

It is in a box somewhere in the basement. I bought it as a joke. All I remember is that it was in a green flask-type bottle. I used to display it with my beer bottle collection. The collection is long gone, but I'm sure I kept the Mad Dog bottle just for grins.

[Richard Steele]

11. The dudes who cleaned up Cherynobl weren't wearing enough gear to safely dispose of a 1982 Mad Dog.

My advice?
Lift off, and nuke the site from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

[HopeHoops]

12. From what I've read, they weren't wearing enough gear at Cherynobl either.

That was fucked up from the beginning. The entire problem was an attempt to stick to a strict schedule by ignoring warning signs.