It's time for the Movie Pants Game!

[arbusto_baboso]

The Movie Pants Game is where you take a line from a movie, and replace one of the words in it with "pants" for comic effect.

Examples:

From Star Wars, the line "I find your lack of faith disturbing" would become, "I find your lack of pants disturbing".

Another example (you figure out the movie): Say hello to my little pants!

[arbusto_baboso]

1. No one wants to play?

You're making me sad! :cry:

[renegade000]

2. "there's no pants in baseball!"

[geardaddy]

3. Pants off and nuke the site from orbit

It's the only way to be sure.

[renegade000]

4. get your stinking pants off me

you damned dirty ape!

[Tikki]

5. "A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on....

They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything.
Give you an example, show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a pair 'o pants. Suddenly someone'll say, like, "pair," or "pants," or "pair o' pants" out of the blue,
on DU. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness."


Tikki

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. P-a-n-t-s OFF to see the Wizard... the wonderful Wizard of Oz!!!

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Scarecrow: Come along, Dorothy. You don't want any of those pants.
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Apple Tree: Are you hinting my pants aren't what they ought to be?
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Scarecrow: Oh, no. It's just that she doesn't like little green worms
.

[pintobean]

8. I'll get you, my pretty,

and your little pants, too!

[TZ]

7. Show me the PANTS!!

From a little different movie.."Luke..I am your pants"...

[LynneSin]

9. Pants, for the lack of a better word, is good

- Gordon Gekko

[MrCoffee]

10. You want the pants? You can't handle the pants!

[MrCoffee]

11. You think you're big time? You gonna fuckin' die, big time! Here come the pants!

[MrCoffee]

12. You want to know what it takes to sell pants? It takes brass balls to sell pants.

Clang.

[geardaddy]

13. ..

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than pants

[geardaddy]

14. Nobody puts pants in corner!

[arbusto_baboso]

15. Soylent Green is pants! It's pants!!!!!!!

[LynneSin]

16. What do pants dream of when they take their little pants snooze? ....

Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy pants bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers,

[MrCoffee]

17. Can I borrow your pants for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

[MiddleFingerMom]

38. Back in the early 70's, a buddy of mine in highschool showed up at a dance...

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... having just taken the blotter off of his dad's desk.
.
Or something like that. He was more than a little incoherent.
.
Anyways... he was crying his eyes out and said that he had just hit and killed a leopard
with his car (we lived in Michigan).
.
When we finally accompanied him to his car, it was obvious that he had splashed through
some gigantimundous mud puddle and "spotted" his car something fierce.
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He was only consoled when we finally thought to tell him that we had called the
Leopard Hospital and the head doctor there had assured us that, after a couple of
doughnuts and some orange juice, the leopard felt much better and had been released
in the care of his mom and dad.
.
.
Ah... Bobby. Spent one entire gig up on stage UNDER his Hammond B-3 organ, unable to
explain WHY he was never ever ever never EVER gonna come out again.
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I'm not entirely sure... but I think we eventually got him to come out.
.
Yeah... same kinda thing.
.

[MrCoffee]

18. There is a shortage of perfect pants in the world, it would be a pity to ruin yours.

[TZ]

20. Have fun storming the pants!

[geardaddy]

19. Come back here ya pansy,

I'll bite your pants off!

[MrCoffee]

21. You want pants? I can get you pants, believe me. There are ways, Dude.

[Dr. Strange]

22. I used to bull's-eye womp rats in my pants back home.

They're not much bigger than two meters.

[TZ]

25. These pants go to eleven!!

Its kinda hard to make Spinal Tap any funnier than it already is...:)

[Dr. Strange]

26. Yes. I’ll tell you what you can do. OK?

This…twisted old fruit here…tells me that you have fucked up my pants.

I’m just as God made me, sir.

[pintobean]

23. God darnit, Mr. Lamarr,

you use your pants prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

[geardaddy]

24. "Pants?!

We don't need no stinking pants!"

[MrScorpio]

27. "You played it for pants, you can play it for me. Play it."

[MrScorpio]

28. "It the stuff that pants are made of"

[MrScorpio]

29. "We don' need no steenkin' pants!"

[MrScorpio]

30. "As God is my witness..."

"I thought pants could fly."

[arbusto_baboso]

31. I love the smell of pants in the morning. It smells like.... victory.

[arbusto_baboso]

32. We're gonna need bigger pants.

[mitchum]

33. "Pants is for closers!"

[namahage]

34. It's possible, pig. I might be bluffing.

It's conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass, I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. Then again, perhaps I have the strength after all.

DROP. YOUR. PANTS.

[namahage]

36. An oft-misquoted line from 42nd Street:

"But you keep your pants on the ground and your head on those shoulders of yours and go out, and, Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!"

[MrCoffee]

35. You must chill! You must chill! I have hidden your pants! Chill!

[MrCoffee]

37. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my pants are going. I can feel it. I can feel it.

My pants are going.