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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 12:06 PM
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I made a coworker laugh with my "WMD" joke
We were in the breakroom on our floor commenting about the disgusting nature inside of our breakroom fridge. I opened the fridge door and said "I know where the WMDs are located" She had a great laugh!
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 12:17 PM
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1. Yeah, I know where they are, too...
*eyes watering*

One of my coworkers just strode out of the bathroom, newspaper tucked under his arm.

It's toxic in there...
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 12:19 PM
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2. Like you haven't brewed a few WMD's in you???
Believe me, one Philly Cheesesteak and everyone is in trouble (which is why I don't eat them that often anymore)
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 12:21 PM
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3. I'm glad I didn't kill Will after the cheesesteak I ate.
I think I could have gotten UN sanctions after using the bathroom.

No wonder Will signed my book "Cheeseteaks are WMDs". :D
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 12:22 PM
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4. This is why Philly got dinged, then, huh?
It's all the cheesesteaks you guys are eating...
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 12:26 PM
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5. Mine, typically, are only toxic when I'm sick.
The rest of the time, they are fairly mild.

But when I'm sick... http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/23/
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 12:29 PM
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6. I figured it was more like this
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 12:32 PM
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7. Thanks, Lynne!
I was just about to have lunch! :puke:

Thinkhappythoughtsthinkhappythoughtsthinkhappythoughts
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 12:37 PM
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8. maybe I should have put up a warning about that link
:shrug:

nah - it's you
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-04 12:44 PM
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9. No, you did it on purpose, din'tchya?
'Sokay, I kind of expected something nasty... this IS a sub-thread about fart humor, after all...
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