My shrews squeak

[kentauros]

:D

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. kick

[kentauros]

2. If you kick my shrews, they'll bite.

Either that or their costumes will fall off :P

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. If you kick my shrews, they'll bite. Either that or their costumes will fall off :P

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Naked... they don't LOOK shrewish.
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[kentauros]

4. You know, killer shrews aren't so intimidating on radio

or messageboards.

[old mark]

5. Gotta keep 'em lubed, man....

you know how they get......


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[kentauros]

6. You think butter would work?

Or would human blubber work just as well?

[old mark]

7. Scotch. nt

[workforced]

8. To shrew or not to shrew.

Weren't they tamed a long time ago?

[kentauros]

9. Killer shrews are not tame.

Besides, I want them to growl, not squeak.

[geardaddy]

10. I eschew your shrews.

[kentauros]

11. So long as you don't chew them.

They will bite!

[arbusto_baboso]

12. Shrews that size will bite your arms clean off.

Luckily, Gamera is here to save us.

Gamera is filled with meat, you know.

[kentauros]

13. And he has cheesy twin girls that sing for him.

What could be better than that?

[arbusto_baboso]

14. Only one thing could be better than twin girls singing for you.

Hot twin bee girls speaking in unison and doing your evil bidding. The Bee Twins!

[kentauros]

15. El Seed!

:D

[arbusto_baboso]

16. The Nasonex bee is a blatant rip-off of El Seed.

I was outraged when I first saw it!

[kentauros]

17. The nasonex bee is an anti-gravity anomaly!

There are no wings!

They should get The Monarch as their mascot ;)

[arbusto_baboso]

18. Ah, Venture Brothers!

We seem to watch all the same cheesy television. Are we long lost siblings or something?

[kentauros]

19. Only in a parallel cartoon universe

filled with crazy super-duper heroes :D

[arbusto_baboso]

22. I believe I am the reincarnation of Die Fledermaus.

Of course, if he never lived or died, I'm not sure how that would work.

[kentauros]

23. You mean it's not Sewer Urchin?

What about Arthur? :D

[arbusto_baboso]

24. No. I'm all about the flash and not the substance.

And I'm more than a bit of a posturing coward.

[kentauros]

25. Die Fledermaus is a good match then.

Or maybe Sarcastro :P

[arbusto_baboso]

26. Hmm. Maybe Sarcastro IS more my style.

Forgotten about him.

[kentauros]

29. Yeah, that was the episode with budding super heroes

Like the Carpeted Man! :D

[MiddleFingerMom]

20. Only one thing better than hot twin bee girls speaking in unison and doing your evil bidding.

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Hot twin cowgirls riding up-and-down and up-and-down and up-and-down on a carousel for you.
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Giddy-up... giddy-YUM!!!
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[kentauros]

21. Is that the current incarnation of The Peanuts?

[MiddleFingerMom]

27. It took me a minute...

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"The Peanuts" were the BOMB!!!!!
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In fact, they were the M.O.A.B.
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The Mothra-Of-All-Bombs.

[kentauros]

30. Yeah, my references sometimes take a wyrd path through my skull...

And I always get the fact that they were with Mothra confused with Gamera....

[kentauros]

28. It appears my hotlinked shrews have snuck out.

I'll get them back...


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[MiddleFingerMom]

31. If you had wanted shrews that didn't squeak...

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