I am taking the high road with my boyfriend's ex-wife...

[mcctatas]

AND IT IS FECKING KILLING ME! I know it's the right thing to do but seriously, being the nicer, more mature person is hard!

Anyone wanna let me vent my rage at them, serve as my proxy punching bag? Anyone? :P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear mcctatas...

Good for you!

The high road is often the more difficult one...

Punch away...I'll be your proxy! Besides, since these are only "virtual" punches, they won't hurt, lol!


:hug:

[mcctatas]

3. Thanks Peg...

However, it would take a lot more than a bitter, evil shrew to make me take a proxy jab at you, virtual or otherwise :)

[Maine-ah]

2. go right ahead honey....you can pretend I'm the ex

[mcctatas]

4. well hell, I guess I'm not as badass as I thought...

I can't even be mean to people who are begging for it let alone people nice enough to volunteer their services :toast:

[HopeHoops]

5. Just remember the "bless her heart" rule.

"She's such a homely little whore, bless her heart."

ANY insult can be issued if it is followed by "bless her heart".

[mcctatas]

7. I don't know if that works for us 'sconi types...

I don't have any southern bona fides but I am willing to give anything a go!

[HopeHoops]

9. Oh, then substitute "figuratively speaking" for "bless her heart".

"She's a Satan-spawned VD-spreading painted weasel, figuratively speaking."

[old mark]

15. Hey, wait - that's

MY ex-wife!!!!

She certainly gets around...

but then she always did....



:rofl:

mark

[mcctatas]

20. ooohhhh, I like!

She's a bitter shrew who dies a little inside every time someone else is happy, figuratively speaking. Yep, that'll do it :P

[TZ]

6. Why is this so hard for you?

I thought you were a paragon of sweetness and light? :rofl:

[mcctatas]

8. I SAID NO LAUGHING!!!

but seriously, she could make Ghandi think twice about the whole non-violence thing :P

[av8rdave]

10. Help yourself

If this weren't a public forum, I would tell you ex stories that would turn your hair gray (you oughta see mine)!

[Mopar151]

11. I have a good friend

Dumped by her screwed-up hubby. She's a wonderful lady - but to this day, if you want something demolished down to gravel, just give her a sledgehammer!

[MicaelS]

12. Beat me, spank me, whip me.... make me write BAD checks!

Figuratively of course! How's that?

[mcctatas]

13. that sounds more like...

foreplay :P

[Nuclear Unicorn]

14. If your BF is getting treated better with you than her...

...you already beat her.

And if she knows it it is probably 90% of the reason she's being such a *****.

Let's face facts: us women can't stand it when a man we kicked to the curb goes out and does better. That's why it's best to keep them around where you can ensure their on-going misery. :evilgrin:

I kid! I kid!...mostly.

[mcctatas]

16. I hear ya!

she's also bitter because her daughter actually likes me (which you think a mother would prefer than having them hate their ex's SO) and because, unlike her, I do not look like a 50 year old librarian (and not the hot kind either). She actually said to me "I am concerned that %%%%% is getting his confidence back and may revert to his old ways". In the first place, I have known my boyfriend since 6th fecking grade, I know all of his secrets and mistakes, we hide nothing from each other. Furthermore, GOD FORBID he doesn't feel horrible about himself anymore! :rant:

[elehhhhna]

17. Best thing about the high road:

you can drop a LOT of crap on someone's head from up there.

[MiddleFingerMom]

18. M-m-m-m-m... bitter, evil shrew... ... ... n/t

[kentauros]

19. Have you considered throwing her from a train?

Crisscross! :P

[Skittles]

21. you want I should kick some ex-wife ass. mcctatas?

LEMME AT HER

[mcctatas]

22. yes please...

that would make me feel much better :evilgrin: