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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-16-10 08:13 AM
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Why can't I find my stapler?
I found TWO boxes of staples, but can't figure out where the stapler is. I even cleared two grocery bags worth of trash off the desk.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-16-10 08:16 AM
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1. I believe you have my stapler...
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-16-10 09:51 AM
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2. I have it. I have four staplers and two staple guns...
at least one of which is not mine.

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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-16-10 10:14 AM
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3. If it was up your ass you would know where it was!
Sorry, I just can't resist using that line. It is right up there with "that's what SHE said".

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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-16-10 10:19 AM
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4. Nobody likes a smartass.
Although dumbasses and wiseasses can be tolerated.
:hi:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-16-10 10:33 AM
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6. I'll take "wiseasses" for $50.
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-16-10 10:30 AM
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5. I love that line.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-16-10 01:00 PM
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7. Still haven't found it, but I borrowed my neighbor's.
All this to get my tax return mailed. But I'm getting $4100+ back
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-16-10 01:01 PM
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8. You will find your stapler.
As soon as you misplace the staples.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-16-10 03:13 PM
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9. You checked Lumbergh's office, right?
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-16-10 03:38 PM
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10. I have one here and I have
no idea where it came from.
Were you in my office?

I hope you didn't use my phone......


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