Hi - I'm Agnew here.

[Ptah]

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

[kentauros]

1. He should stay out of parking lots, then.

:P

[Ptah]

2. Is a garage a concealed parking lot?

:silly:

[kentauros]

3. It's only concealed when they put that grating on the outside,

you know, to "beautify" it

[madinmaryland]

4. Nice post, Nixon!

[Ptah]

5. Nice post, Nattering nabob of negativism

[Arugula Latte]

12. Nice post, Bill Safire.

[Doc_Technical]

6. "Dear Spiro,

I dug it.
It had a good beat.
It was easy to dance to.
I gave it about a "73",

the same as your IQ!"

"Talking green beret new super yellow hydraulic banana teeny bopper blues"
by Jamie Brockett

[Ptah]

8. Thanks for that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u4U7vq_9q8

Talking Green Beret New Super Yellow Hydraulic Banana Teenie Bopper Blues

[struggle4progress]

9. Legend of the USS Titanic is better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4jliLONDAc

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. VERY COOL!!!!

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Thank you very much for posting that. Looks like it was just added about two months ago.
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I spent a significant amount of time online last year looking for a copy of that.
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Will have to listen to the whole thing when I have time.
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Again... thanks.
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[struggle4progress]

11. It saved my sanity during the Agnew era

:)

[Drunken Irishman]

7. Damn Greeks.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

13. My dad once told him to stop swimming underneath the diving boards at the pool, before he was veep.

Or even Governor of Maryland. True story.

I'm still pissed that Maryland gets a total of one representative in the Presidental/Vice-Presidental position in all of American history, and it's that guy. Sheesh. Virginia gets Washington and Jefferson and Madison, Illinois gets Lincoln and Obama, and Maryland gets Spiro Agnew.

[MiddleFingerMom]

14. Maryland got ME!!! I was born in Baltimore!!!!

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Sorry.
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Spiro AND me being from Maryland probably doesn't help things a whole lot, does it?
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HEY!!! Would it help to say that we moved away a month or two after I was born?
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Although... um... you know... my family SWEARS I had nothing to do with that.
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I've never known whether to believe them or not about that.
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