Had the weirdest dream last night

[AndyP]

I dreamt that I got a job at Fox news as an anchor. During the interview they were asking me how much I loved GW and I lied and told them he was the best president we've had, they smiled and kept talking. They said that I couldn't get the job unless I loved the chimp so I had to lie:) (I'm sure this isn't much different from their real interview process).
Then they gave me my own show, and every night before the show I could come on the DU and have people give me ideas of what to talk about. On my last show I had Bill O'Reilly come on and then I let people call in and diss him and when he would try to talk back I would mute his mic :evilgrin: I told him I wanted to let him know how it felt. It was getting pretty good but then I woke up :( How come the best dreams are always cut short?

Maybe this is my real true calling. I should get my own liberal talk show on a cable "news" channel.