New Republican Party Emblem

[pippin]

Don't know if this has been posted before but here it goes:

"The Republican National Committee has announced it's changing the
emblem of the Republican Party from an elephant to a condom.

The Republican National Chairman explained that the condom more clearly
reflects the Party's current stance -- owing to the fact that a condom
accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're
actually being screwed."

:silly:

[Tripper11]

1. baaa doop bah!

Good one!

[Kolesar]

2. and conservatives always stand for "personal responsibility"

Don't be making any welfare queen mommies who are such a drag on the welfare state.

[bingandfrank]

3. condoms don't destroy, abortions do

perhaps "increases the burden" on the next generation?

[DBoon]

4. Clever, this one is more accurate