TMI! Jon Gosselin's 3-inch penis

[onager]

http://gawker.com/5470318/gosselin-ex-describes-three-inch-penis-in-magazine-that-will-haunt-your-nightmares

[qnr]

1. I have absolutely no idea who either of those individuals

are.

[onager]

2. Well, you're damn lucky.

I only know what I couldn't avoid in the media. Gosselin parlayed his eight kids into a golden goose of a reality TV show. Which he then slaughtered in a quest for 15 more minutes of fame.

Oh, and Hailey Glassman was the daughter of the plastic surgeon who gave Kate Gosselin a tummy tuck. How I can remember stuff like that and forget my own phone number is a mystery of the universe...

[Tobin S.]

3. Well, it's a good thing Jon doesn't think with his genitals then.

Or does he? I don't know who these people are.

[Blue-Jay]

4. "He's hung like a nine-year-old boy," she says

and you know this how....?

[demtenjeep]

5. will these people EVER go away?

I am very tired of all Gosselin all the time. Neither one are worth a plug nickel and their children are going to be all kinds of messed up.

[Yavin4]

18. Reality TV Is Like The Herpes Virus on The Entertainment World

It creates these ugly sores that never go away.

[Skittles]

6. that is one classy lady

:rofl:

[onager]

8. Oh, ain't she, though?

I love the subtle fashion interplay of the Flintstones top and the hot-pink thong. The crotch-grabbing just gets her extra klassy points.

Truly, good taste never goes out of fashion.

:rofl:

I won't even start on the bombed-out eyes and facial expression as dead and glazed as a rancid Krispy Kreme. Well, OK, obviously I will.

Overall, she looks like she just staggered out of a burning meth lab.

[Demoiselle]

7. .."She made him feel 'subconscious' about his genitals"....

Oh my. I'd like to thank all the tabloids for introducing me to the Gosselin crowd. I'd never even heard of them until they split up. Never heard of their tv show, or nuthin.
And I'd like to thank you, onager, for planting an image in my head that is going to hang there (as it were) for weeks.

[mitchum]

9. If I didn't go to the grocery store, I would never know about these people

[demtenjeep]

11. You do not have to think about it for weeks.

Just find a photo of your favorite and imagine them instead!


The Gosselins are has beens and the fringe that hang on to them are just trying to cash in. They are all disgusting.

[kwassa]

10. well, that 3-inch penis really works, judging by the massive number of children

could we be looking at Jon and Haley plus 12?

[jmm]

12. Steppin' Out must've spent a whole $10 on that photo shoot.

It looks like somebody closed their eyes and randomly picked items out of a clearance bin at AJ Wright for her to wear.

If she is telling the truth, and I so don't want to know if she is, being with a man who she unapologetically shamed even while they were together doesn't speak well for her.

[nickinSTL]

13. uh...and does anyone believe her?

yes, it might be true, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was said to embarrass him.

Regardless of his size, it seems to do it's job, considering the offspring that have resulted from its use.

[MiddleFingerMom]

14. What's all the fuss? I aspire (stifled sob) to his spire. PinkyFingerMom

[blueamy66]

15. No wonder they

had to get in vitro fertilization.

[cherish44]

16. The image of those two douches having sex....

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

I mean it... if there's a fucking sex tape of these two I'm going to :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Missy Vixen]

17. And my life is finally complete

I suppose it would be unsportsmanlike to laugh. I'll do it anyway.

:rofl:

Who'd do that guy in the first place? Oh. His ex-wife, and the woman who's now complaining about his tiny penis.

:rofl:

[blogslut]

19. Awesome band name

:)

[Schema Thing]

20. sans the "TMI", I presume?

[blogslut]

21. Absolutely

I would probably drop the Jon Gosselin too:

3-inch Penis

Perfection

[Schema Thing]

22. Might be a nice marketing hook for e-cigs too ;)

[MiddleFingerMom]

23. THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICTURES!!!

.

.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

24. Three inch penis?

Wow, I overestimated things a bit. Wish these fuckers would go away and get jobs and real lives.