I wish somebody would invent some liquid you could put into pools so if

[raccoon]

somebody did #1 it would turn black in the water.

I've gotten like Mr. Monk about pools.

[av8rdave]

1. Or at least stain their swimsuits so it's easy to identify the guilty party.

That's $million just waiting to be made by somebody!

There's got to be a good brand name for a product like that. You know, something like "Color it Black," or "Magnum, I.P."

Any good ideas out there?

[Kaleva]

2. It's easy to spot the guy who did a #2 in the pool.

Those turds popping up to the surface behind him as he stands there smiling like nothing is going on is a dead giveaway.