The House of Lords is sending me an ATM card! I'm rich!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

I just got this totally awesome email!

HOUSE OF LORDS UNITED KINGDOM
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT/PAYMENT)
TRENTSIDE NORTH, WEST BRIDGFORD, NOTTINGHAM,NG2 5FA.

Our Ref: GBR/SNT/STB
Your Ref.

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR INHERITANCE FILE
AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE
NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/
INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE
OFFICIALS IN THE BANK YOUR ENTIRE ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO
YOU. WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THESE HAVE TO STOP IF
YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO
YOUR PROBLEM. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR INTER-SWIFT
CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM HOUSE OF
LORDS UNDER THE RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT/PAYMENT DEPARTMENT IN UNITED
KINGDOM.

THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR
MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS FIVE
THOUSAND POUNDS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE
LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS DEPARTMENT CARD
PAYMENT CENTER: CONTACT MR.PAUL STRAND ON HIS EMAIL ADDRESS:[e-mail]


AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:

1. YOUR FULL NAME
2. PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
3. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD
4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND GREAT BRITAIN POUNDS STERLINGS (£500,000.0O GBP) AS A PART PAYMENT FOR
THIS FISCAL YEAR 2010. ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION,YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER
COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(S) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN
RECEIVING YOUR PAYMENT.

FOR FURTHER DISCUSSION, EMAIL ME BACK AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT
MESSAGE OR FURTHER DIRECTION AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE
ABOVE-MENTIONED OFFICE. NOTETHAT,BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR
CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-822) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN
CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.

KINDEST REGARDS,
Baroness (Brenda) Dean of Thornton-le-Fylde
HOUSE OF LORDS,UNITED KINGDOM.

EMAIL ADDRESS:[e-mail]

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