How the hell did I walk around all day with a fabric softener in my underwear?
LostInAnomie
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Mon Feb-08-10 11:59 PM
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How the hell did I walk around all day with a fabric softener in my underwear?
You would have thought I would have noticed something like that. On the plus side, my pubes are now incredibly soft and smell great.
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Tue Feb-09-10 12:02 AM
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1. Um, PLEASE tell me it wasn't bottled fabric softener
"Is that fabric softener in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?" :evilgrin:
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Tue Feb-09-10 12:09 AM
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2. AUTOMATICALLY SCHEDULED
I WILL KICK YOUR PUBE-SOFTENED ASS
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Tue Feb-09-10 12:19 AM
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Hi, Oh my gosh that is funny! Glad you are uh..all soft. Better than toilet paper hanging out of your backside or stuck to your shoe for half the day. Peace
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Tue Feb-09-10 12:24 AM
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4. Anyone know where I can get some fabric hardener?
. Oh... . . . ... no reason. . . . . . Just askin'. . . . . . . . Whistlin'. Scuffin' the dirt. Avoidin' eye contact. .
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