A joke

[salinen]

Scene: A seedy motel room with a chicken smoking a cigarette and an egg on the bed.

Chicken says, "Well, I guess that finally settles it."

[StClone]

1. A farm boy goes to the big city for his first encounter

He goes to the first bar he sees and asks the tender where he can get some action. He's directed to a place not far away where he asks the Madame again about getting some action. He enters the room pointed out to him and there is a rather spent lady draped in a silk robe open enough to expose her crotchless underwear.

"You want some of this sonny...fifty Bucks" she says. To which he replies "I don't want none of that look what it did to your undies."

[Gildor Inglorion]

2. An elderly, confused gentleman wanders into

a house of ill-repute. The Madam, observing him and wanting to get rid of him quickly and quietly, whispers to him, "Old man, you've had it!" "Have I?" he asks. "Well, did I like it?"