I feel like channeling tonight…

[The Lone Liberal]

Anyone want to talk with a thousand year old man? What could it hurt?

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Never thought you were THAT old.

You sound years younger. 50s only. Who'd a thunk it?

[Insider]

2. do your feet hurt?

are you uh 'gellin'?

[The Lone Liberal]

3. Hey, what can I say, I'm a thousand years old.

I'm not a kvetsh, you know! But, your feet would be hurting, besides these shoes have been utzing me for the last couple centuries.

[Insider]

6. i thought you blew me off

worth the wait tho.

did you get your sense of humor from your mother (cleopatra) or your father (marc antony)?

[Insider]

4. did you stop growing at 19 or so?

or are you still getting bigger and bigger in a bizarre way?

[The Lone Liberal]

7. Bigger, bigger. I'm dead schmuck!

I been shrinking for the last 930 years. The last year I am living, I looked like one of those gnome people.

[Insider]

9. oh yeah

got it.

[SpiralHawk]

5. What's it all mean?

Please respond in 25 words or less.

[The Lone Liberal]

8. You are born --- You die

In between it is a serach for lean mutton.

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. Lean mutton is a popular dish in.....

...England.